You call THAT a weapon?

[Fury Is Me.]

YOU THINK A CROWBAR CAN STAND UP TO GOD?! You're joking, but fine.. we'll play like that.

LOVCRAFTIAN!

Cthulhu bitches.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I know how to beat you. With a children's card game!
I summon Exodia.

While intended to fight God, it probably works on Cthulu.

 

[Souldemon8]

I am left with no other choice...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Vikings!

 

[Souldemon8]

Only one thing can beat vikings. I call forth...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You call forth who? Cause I call forth...

ASURA!

 

[Zeromaeus]

I use a slightly different statue

 

[Souldemon8]

Time to end this madness. I choose you...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

T-Virus *****.

Edit: NINJAS!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

BAH! A virus is nothing against the power of sarcasm, delivered by:

Dr. Cox!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Oh shit, Magikarp evolved!

We're all screwed!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

ZOMBIES!

The ultimate weapon...
Wait... What are you all doing? I AM YOUR MASTER! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *gets infected*

 

[Zeromaeus]

I call shotgun!

 

[Zacharine]

Please, does that shotgun even make a dent to any proper armour?

Try this one for size:

 

[Souldemon8]

I bring my own shotgun and bring DRAGON BREATH AMMO!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pffft. Wussy.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Well does that stand a chance against ... Metal Gear!?!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ha ha! Tricked you!

 

[Souldemon8]

Eat this