You Can Get Freaky With Your Fable III Co-Op Partner

[The Rockerfly]

This with project Natal...

So on Christmas day little Timmy is going to go downstairs, unwrap his presents, find Fable III and a Natal. He sets them up on his xbox and he asks his sister to play co-op with him, they both create their characters.

Then they find out about the sex feature, they find out they have use Natal to do it but they will have to do it to get their health back.

[HEADING=1]Little Timmy is going to be thrusting himself at his sister on Christmas day!!![/HEADING]

Or maybe it's just my horrible imagination going mad

 

[CheckD3]

Wow...even with this, I'm sure all we'd get is fake moaning and a black screen...Natal is still going to fuck with the gaming industry and eventually kill the hardcore nature of games as a culture except for people who can only play the old games that they hunt down and have to end up sucking more people off than a hooker on the night the troops invite some of them onto their plane/boat/whatever and games will be filled with mini games and evil intentions....all because of Mr. Peter M...thanks Mr. Peter M, thanks a lot

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

If there is free choice then why can't we have sex with John Cleese's character?!

 

[13lackfriday]

This one sees virtual baby mama drama.

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

Good lord.

Clearly aimed at couples playing the game co-op, but you know people are gonna get all kinds of stupid about it.

gaming is really really scared of sex for some reason. and yet it hypocritically sexualizes evry women, what the heck is up with that

Americans CRUSH at hypocrisy. You can't even step.

 

[crobulator]

...I can see the media shitstorm now.

yeah thank god jack thompson lost his licence to practice law or the shit would have already hit the fan OT i really dont know how i feel about this considering me and a mate already agreed to co-op fable 3 this will be awkward

 

[kidigus]

G*d, that would be as awkward as walking in on your sister making out with your girlfriend, and then realizing that you forgot to put a pair of pants on that morning.

But... Not exactly... In the same way... You see.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

He better actually give us al the things he promises AND it better be as good as Fable 1 was

 

[Snownine]

Well that's just ODD

Unless your playing with your girlfriend/boyfriend, that'd be a wee bit weird

imagine coming back from a bathroom break to find your co-op partner standing there and fifty kids running around.

this brings up the question, also, of child support, in Fable II we had to set a percentage of income to go to our husbands/wives. Do we have to do that with our co-op partners now?

Maybe you can wear a condom lol. Is your avatar a bad ass version of Hong Kong Phooey?

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

Good lord.

Clearly aimed at couples playing the game co-op, but you know people are gonna get all kinds of stupid about it.

gaming is really really scared of sex for some reason. and yet it hypocritically sexualizes evry women, what the heck is up with that

Americans CRUSH at hypocrisy. You can't even step.

i cant even BEGIN to fathom the awkwardness of me and my gf sitting and watching our characters get freaky... this feature is clearly for the kids that found the best part of GTA3 to be the "car shaking" with a hooker

You and your girlfriend sound like stuffy, uninteresting people. My gal thinks it's hilarious, but she was also never shamed into thinking sexual thoughts/jokes are unnatural and sinful.

 

[Feriluce]

This is the stupidest fucking idea ever.

Two mates playing co-op and then virtually fucking each other would be awkward if they didn't fancy each other, and if they did, they why wouldn't they just fuck each other IRL?

Those 2 things are not mutually exclusive. It'll be using natal remember?

 

[Stone Wera]

Hopefully this will be more then a "black screen with noise"

Like what? A black screen with a minigame?

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

Good lord.

Clearly aimed at couples playing the game co-op, but you know people are gonna get all kinds of stupid about it.

gaming is really really scared of sex for some reason. and yet it hypocritically sexualizes evry women, what the heck is up with that

Americans CRUSH at hypocrisy. You can't even step.

i cant even BEGIN to fathom the awkwardness of me and my gf sitting and watching our characters get freaky... this feature is clearly for the kids that found the best part of GTA3 to be the "car shaking" with a hooker

You and your girlfriend sound like stuffy, uninteresting people. My gal thinks it's hilarious, but she was also never shamed into thinking sexual thoughts/jokes are unnatural and sinful.

wow... thats... very judgmental. since we think its awkward to look at others than ourselves have sex, were stuffy and uninteresting? way to draw a strawman, and conclude were ashamed of sex cause were not into voueyr-ing. although, i should take it as a compliment you considered us "normal", we havent been called that in a long time

either youre just trolling me or you have a "me and my gf are special and way cooler than other couples"-attitude. neither of those are worth trying to defend myself against. good day

See that quoted part above? Where you say this feature is for kids that found the best part of GTA3 to be the "car shaking" with a hooker? Yeah, that was you calling my gal and me kids. Point being: you shouldn't make judgmental comments and expect none in return.

Anyways, mine was tongue-in-cheek. If I'm trying to insult a person, I'm not going to use the word "stuffy". Relax, guy!

 

[ohgodalex]

Oh, Pete. You total card.

<3

 

[Wedlock49]

This will make a Fable MMORPG very awkward.

Hopefully this will be more then a "black screen with noise"

Knowing PM he'll build it so you can control your character via Natal.

And welcome to the Escapist

This made me laugh. gratz to you.