You can now fuse any two things

[Neino Ranatos]

Me and the ability to alter reality to my whims without -any- penalty. Muahahahahaha!

 

[Tselis]

The cocoa and vanilla beans.

 

[Twilight_guy]

The first thing that comes to mind is to fuse all X such that X is an element of the set that contains all items. (Too much math will mess you up).

 

[Vykrel]

world government + unshakable morality


that would be nice.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Oreo s and marshmallow fluff, because I'm not getting diabetes fast enough!

 

[Drakmorg]

First thing that came to mind,
This

 

[Angus565]

first thing that comes to mind??
Bacon,
Spiders... I actually would not mind having spiders made of bacon in my basement.

 

[Slaanesh]

The Tsar Bomba and a mouse.

Whoever sets up the mouse trap for that bastard will have an interesting story to tell(in hell).

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

world government + unshakable morality


that would be nice.

Totally within the realms of possibility actually.

We'd just have to relinquish rulership to artificial intelligences purposefully programmed to be morally incorruptible.

Sort of like Robocop but without the classified "Directive 4", and instead of being a cop we let him be president.

Rather ironic though that it takes a machine to create good and incorruptible government.

 

[Tyzamar]

Nintendo+microsoft? *hides from wrathful flame*

 

[balanovich]

Brain cells and sperm.

I will breed my superior race!!!!!

 

[Sansha]

Pornography + chocolates.

 

[Futureman]

humanity and intelligence!

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

My my my, now what do we have here? Ah I see, I just fused iced tea with whiskey, and guess what, I CAN DO THAT ANY TIME ALREADY!


Also fusing a cow with the sun... just because...

 

[Monkeybald]

Photoshop and a pair of gloves.

Do real life shops by using the gloves. Paint on the side of buildings with the brush. Use lense flare EVERYWHERE when you're in a pinch. You get the idea.

 

[dundeedave]

bunny's and call of duty... i shall call it "cat shit one"

 

[Gyrohelix]

Bacon + Slurpee, it will taste like ass but you will never get enough.

 

[StormShaun]

No, no, n, NO!

Bacon + Chocolate

I think I just invented the best breakfast ever!

 

[tahrey]

Hamster + subwoofer

 

[Dolos]

me and the internet. just so i would never be bored ever again.