You can revive one famous person...

[Jake0fTrades]

I would revive Hitler and then promptly kill him so that I could become the man who killed Hitler.

You stole my idea! Oh, and which living famous person would you kill?

 

[Jake0fTrades]

I'd revive David Carradine, and finish off the Kardashians.

 

[NeoStar]

I'd bring back Osama Bin Laden in chains, then proceed to kill the ******* in the brutal and humiliating way he deserves, videotaping the whole thing and posting it on the internet labeled "Whose Your Heroic Martyr NOW, Taliban Scum!?" and make sure it goes viral before anyone can take it down. Some would call me a madman, others a hero, still others a loon. But all I am is a man who loves his country, hates pricks who think that people must either be like them or die, and who occasionally needs therapy.
Enough of this, I need to achieve this goal through negotiations with the lord of the dead, Mr. Potato Head.

 

[feauxx]

peter steele, still can't listen to his voice without getting sad..

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I had another one

Revive Ryan Dunn, kill Roger Ebert for bashing Bam about his best friends death =(

 

[uzo]

Revive Leonardo da Vinci - imagine the shit he could do with the base knowledge we have now - he was 500 years ahead of his time - I'd like to see him design a warp drive; and kill Elvis Presley. Yeah you heard me.

 

[Treaos Serrare]

I'd butcher Sarah Palin, if it could bring back George Carlin

 

[feauxx]

peter steele, still can't listen to his voice without getting sad..

Pete Sleele is dead? Shiz, my Carnivore vinyls just appreciated...

over a year now

 

[swat4459]

I'd revive Billy Mays, i miss him screaming at me during infomercials

 

[Tdc2182]

Freddie Mercury gets over here and Jim Carrey gets out of here.

But I still have faith in Jim Carrey.

OT: I would revive Heath Ledger, just for the mere fact that I have trouble accepting he is dead, and then I would doubletap.... I think I would do in Kim Jong Il's son, but I'd wait for the moment right as Kim Jong Il dies.

Win win.

 

[JMeganSnow]

Mm, don't think I'd be interested in doing this. Somebody else can have my dead celebrity.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Hello George Carlin, goodbye Ke$ha.

A revived person is like a revived TV show; It's never as good as it used to be.

I'd really like to see someone prove that saying.

 

[diggy140892]

Revive Paul Gray and kill Justin Beiber. Saw Slipknot live last night and it was an amazing tribute to Paul but it was weird not seeing him up there with them.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

I'd want to bring back Charles Bukowski to see what poetry he would produce in this modern age of internet porn and video games. In exchange I would rid the world of Alan Titchmarsh. Hell, I'd gladly give Alan Titchmarsh to Satan for any price.

Other potential swaps come to mind...

Bill Hicks brought back in exchange for Dane Cook
Stieg Larsson brought back in exchange for Jordan
Winston Churchill brought back in exchange for David Cameron
Princess Dianna brought back in exchange for Kate Middleton (swapping a fairly useful princess for a useless one, but I don't want to start a whole debate here - viva republic!)
Tupac Shakur brought back in exchange for Kanye West

The world would be a much better place.

If you brought back Tupac, then I'd kill him in trade for Eazy E. There. I said it.

Great. Now I've started a rap feud. This happens every time I revive dead a celebrity in a satanic blood ritual.

 

[Johnny Reb]

Robert E. Lee

we would then commence with the smoking of the dope.

the south may not be known for growing cotton anymore, but it sure does a god job at growing a more lucrative plant.

 

[Kroxile]

I would revive George Washington and wouldn't have to kill anyone because he'd turn around and commit suicide after seeing the state of our government.

 

[Johnny Reb]

Revive = Joseph Stalin
Kill = George W. Bush

what does Stalin, a man whom many concern to be worse than Hitler, have to offer to the human race?

 

[thiosk]

. Then I would kill Whitney Cummings, quite possibly the worst female comedian on the face of the Earth.

Submitted for your approval, Margaret Cho should also be considered for worst female comedian.

The first 1\4 of her bit focuses on the quirkiness of her asian immigrant mother's conservative philosophy.
The last 3\4 of any bit she does devolves into political commentary.

Heck, if she'd go away, I wouldn't even ask for anyone's revival.

 

[Febel]

So, kill one and revive one? Sorry Bieber, I've nothing against your music personally, but I must end one musician to revive another...

FRANK SINATRA WILL LIVE...[strong]AGAIN![/strong]

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I would revive Ronnie James Dio because everyone in the metal community misses him.....even if you listen to the shitty kinds of metal like Asking Alexandra or Devil Wears Prada.

....We're not here to discuss bad versions of metal, I would kill Rob Schneider. Stop ruining movies!!!!!