You can transform yourself into any inanimate object.

[irishdude]

something katy perry wears or puts on or "cough" in her "cough"

 

[Layz92]

Some sought of Tungsten alloy life-size statue of myself, just so if anyone tries to hit me I can go metal before they can do any damage.

 

[Elliott Curtiss]

must...not...be...a...oh fuck it.
size 3, two piece string bikini

 

[FalloutJack]

Keanu Reeves

*Sounds of Jack laughins his ass off*

Does a weeping angel count as inanimate?

I would count it. It's never observed to be animate.

A dalek... why? No matter how much the Doctor kills them... they always return.

I would not, however, count a Dalek. Sorry, but the angel is stone and the Dalek is flesh inside.

As for me... C'mon, nobody here thought of the most powerful inanimate thing in the world? A TARDIS?

 

[Xixikal]

Clothes peg ... I just love them, but I'd have to be a human-sized one.

 

[LobsterFeng]

A gauntlet of super strength. Hopefully someone cool will find me and we could rule the universe together.

 

[ion496]

A star trek replicator, plugged into an outlet. That way, I could tell my friends to replicate a meal or a nice gun for me. I could also replicate pretty much everything everyone above me said.

 

[Doom-Slayer]

Must....resist.....urge...to......oh fuck it.

A vibrator, it'd open up a lot of new role play opprotunities. Now i'm going to go glare at myself in the mirror and curse my weak will.

Hooray for dirty minds. Ya vibrator for me, or any variation of sex toy. On a serious note, probably one of my 40k models, god that would be cool in a nerdy sort of way.

 

[WhiteShadow2401]

This thread reminded me of this


OT: I think I would transform into a pillow. I like pillows.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

a tank comes to mind

 

[Aprilgold]

An industractable robot version of myself that wears pajamas.

 

[Revolutionary]

Does the T.A.R.D.I.S count as inanimate? if not then a Trilby Hat, or possibly a Gibson explorer, that way I'd always look awesome.

 

[SUP3RMUNCH]

a gundam

 

[Biosophilogical]

A ball of solid rubber.

That actually sounds pretty good. How about something like oil/fat. I'm jsut thinking, unless someone tries to set me on fire, then I should be okay (also assuming that reforming as human doesn't leave me in lots of little pieces). I mean, I float, I fall, I can be used for hilarious slipping shennanigans, and short of fire and being eaten, I'm rather indestructible.

OT: Okay, a choice-oriented, fictional event ... I smell a gaming-morality moment!

Evil: I'd be a glove of power that possesses whoever wears it, and I'd look all ancient and mystical so that people would try me on when they find me. That way, I can live forever, have access to magical powers, and fulfill the moral-choice requirement of being evil.

Good: I'd be a glove/ring of life. When someone wears me, they can heal people and help natural growth. Also, let's throw in a mind-fusiony thing, so when I'm being worn, my mind and the mind of my wearer join (obviously I'll give them fair warning, I'm being good after all). That way, I can make sure I'm only being used for good, I still get the awesome immortality thing, I can always change back, and I get to experience living without destroying another human being.

 

[fessferenc]

Personally, I would choose liquid mercury

 

[CommanderKirov]

TARDIS!

Or if that's not possible....

U.S.S ENTERPRISE

 

[GraveeKing]

Pink confetti. All the way, I mean it'd be a great party trick.
HEY WATCH THIS -poof!-

 

[OctoH]

Either

1. a very comfortable pillow/plush companion cube

or

2. nitrous oxide

What an interesting life I would lead.