You can transform yourself into any inanimate object.

[Engarde]

Big steel statue of a big huge heroic nude guy doing the hercules pose. What is that, you want to hurt me? Clang!

 

[nbamaniac]

dildoes.. what else?

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

a coffee cup. And id randomly change back and scare the crap out of people who are using me.

 

[Wintermoot]

a Zaku because they look awesome.
also if you turn in something edible and you get eaten/rot what will happen?

 

[ChickenZombie]

Keanu Reeves

*Sounds of Jack laughins his ass off*

Does a weeping angel count as inanimate?

I would count it. It's never observed to be animate.

A dalek... why? No matter how much the Doctor kills them... they always return.

I would not, however, count a Dalek. Sorry, but the angel is stone and the Dalek is flesh inside.

As for me... C'mon, nobody here thought of the most powerful inanimate thing in the world? A TARDIS?

well a Tardis has a soul.... I dont know. That one is tricky. And I believe it did enter a body at one point.... but I think it should count.

 

[Michael Delmore]

A babies nappy to be worn used and filled completely