You can wipe one MOVIE of the face of the planet...

[Ghengis John]

Anything after Saw 1.

And...No Country For Old Men. I hate it. I absolutely hate it. It's boring, pretentious, and it shits over the near stellar careers of the Coen brothers.

It's averting the tendency of action movies to have explosions, soundtracks and love interests in bikinis. It's less visually appealing because of it, but it a bit more interesting and thought provoking. That said, it isn't perfect. If you want to reply, please give some more reasons you don't like it.


For me... One of those generic parody-porn films.

See this is the problem with threads like this. You're also giving stupid people the same power as smart people. That's the same problem with democracy in fact. That asides, one movie?There are simply too many vapid, stupid, boring, pointless and crude films in existence to pick only one. I would probably have to go with something terrible that everyone saw and liked anyhow like James Cameron's Avatar or the new King Kong but even that put clothes on a lot of people's backs. Shrug.

 

[York_Beckett]

The Doom Generation

Well, there would probably be less assholes in the world.

 

[jackanderson]

Though that "The Sims" movie they're making looks godawful...

If I'm not mistaken, haven't they already adapted The Sims into something? It's called Jersey Shore.

OT: It's actually extremely hard to choose just one. Though I have to go with Titanic: for sullying James Cameron's name, for being boring as fuck, for making Leonardo DiCaprio star in something monumentally shite (he has since repented thanks to films like Shutter Island and Inception, for managing to make the sinking of a cruise liner be somehow boring, for giving the worst and least chemistry filled romance in the pre-Twilight history of cinema, for encouraging James Cameron to make Avatar instead of something good, and for never fucking ending; I cast ye into the pits of hell!

 

[xchurchx]

Care Bears movie

they haunt my dreams

 

[BlueSinbad]

Human Centipede...

Agreed. Oh god please make it happen.

Although just to screw with the earth I would pick The Matrix. Enjoy.

They're making two more Human Centipede movies

and to be honest, I don't think that would be too bad, the Matrix is fine, but I'm sure humanity wouldn't lose itself without it.

Yeah but then there would be one less cult following and the second and third movies wouldnt have been made!

Really 2 more? I thought it was just the one called full sequence?

That's very true...

and yes unfortunately there's going to be one with 12 people and then an even bigger one....It's disturbing.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Well apparently there is a Justin Bieber movie coming out. So probably that, before it's even out.

 

[drunkenduck]

Probably The Last Airbender. I want to KILL M. Night for that movie.

Let's see how long it takes someone to say Twilight.

Twilight. For ruining vampires. And you know... stuff.

*Sighs* look I really dont care all that much about the series but that argument is really starting to annoy me. They're fictional!!! Can't really 'ruin' the concept.

Also I would remove the film The Back up plan.

 

[Duffeknol]

Return of the King so they can retry making it actually good this time, without interrupting the damn actions scenes every FUCKING two minutes, utterly killing the entire movie's suspense and atmosphere.

 

[Volothos]

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

 

[Hoboape]

X-men Origins Wolverine.
I got about three quarters of the way through before I realized that no plot had developed and that everything that had happened had mutilated the comics and any form of cannon that came before.

 

[THE M3RCENARY]

I would want to delete the IDEA that Hollywood even thinks that Akira is a movie that can use a good live action remake. *SHUDDERS*

Name changes.
Neo-Manhattan.
Zac Efron as Kaneda. (or whatever they are going to change his name into.)
PG-13.

I will forgive Hollywood for Dragon Ball: Evolution, Blood: The Last Vampire, and Speed Racer if they abort this.

The only cool thing that I found out of this is that Morgan Freeman is going to be The Colonel.

 

[THE M3RCENARY]

Therefore, gonna have to say The Wicker Man remake. Or really anything with Nicholas Cage... Tell you what, can I just get rid of Nicholas Cage?

"NO, NOT THE BEEEES AHAAGHAGRAHAG!!!"
I watch that movie just for that line.
Overacting at its worst.

 

[noxymoron19]

The book of eli.

I can go on about whats wrong with it for hours on end. That movie hurts me

 

[Daedalus1942]

Probably The Last Airbender. I want to KILL M. Night for that movie.

Let's see how long it takes someone to say Twilight.

Avatar was awesome. You got to watch Shyamalan die! what's not cool about that? :S
-Tabs<3-

 

[Tenkage]

Titanic, the animated movie, I'm not kidding there really is an animated movie of this with talking mice and a rapping dog....

 

[wizard_joe88]

Well, JC's avatar, all it did was look pretty, thats the only thing it had going for it, and off topic, as for the last air-bender, I heard the movie sucked, but I loved the show to death(even if I didn't watch any of the third season for some reason, sigh) but at least I lucked out by becoming a fan again after the movie.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Twilight. that is all

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Also, and I will probably catch a lot of flak for this but: That abomination that was J.J. Abrams Star Trek Movie. It was just way too over the top, it wasn't not what I picture when I think Star Trek.

When I played the demo of Star Trek online and then read up that it dealt with the stupid alternate time line that Abrams created, I said to hell with it and vowed not to touch it ever again.

Naw, it's cool. We're all nerds on the escapist. Just look at our proprietary Moviebob's review for it.
Anyways, it's been geared for a different audience than EVERY other Star Trek ever made, so it's been ruthlessly dumbed down and actionified. (But it WAS very pretty...)

 

[Ninjat_126]

Avatar. Instead, I would like a movie that is exactly the same as Avatar in every way up until the third act where Ripley takes off and nukes the entire site from orbit.

... It's the only way to be sure.

I would see that movie.