You get one free punch on anybody in history, who do you hit, where and why?

[Paridice]

Obama...as a baby.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Any pacifist

Oh thanks. Why?

doesn't wanna get hit back?

 

[The Cheezy One]

I'd punch either Shakespeare or the virgin Mary. Shakespeare because i had to waste hours reading plays i wasn't into

this should help

 

[John-Joe]

Bruce Campbell, just to meet him.

 

[War Penguin]

Hitler

As a Jew, I think it's fairly obvious why.

 

[almostgold]

Richard Dawkins. In the dick

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

Peter Molyneux.

 

[Snowalker]

Man, I could have sworn I seen a forum just like this a few days ago, oh wait:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.172113-If-you-could-punch

Seriously, I hate bring up the fact that its a repeat, but when they are that close, also the other forum got locked, so why should we bring one back just like it? I am tempted to call comment grab, but I'm not certain so I won't report.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Hitler. right in the naziballs

 

[jjofearth]

My brother. (Payback time, bitches!)

 

[Flunk]

Any pacifist

Oh thanks. Why?

doesn't wanna get hit back?

That just makes me want to make mine "johnfistyadams" on this forum because he's such a wimp.

 

[YoUnG205]

Chuck norris just to see what would happen to me

 

[tkioz]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

Definitely agree, though punch would be a bit mild, I'd go for a cricket bat personally.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Well, I'd say everydoby that hindered scientific progression in the middle ages, but if I have to pick on person, it's Brother Jed.

He said "the only thing Mexicans contribute to society is burritos, and Jewish people are only good at making bagels and running banks."[8] He often shouts, "A masturbator today is a homosexual tomorrow."[8] His assistants carry signs declaring that feminists, liberals and those who listen to rock and roll are destined for Hell, along with homosexuals, fornicators and masturbators

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Jed

 

[esperandote]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

 

[swansman]

Lady Gaga, because...just because

 

[Garzo]

Bono. Has to be.

 

[WhiteRat07]

The pope just to say i did it.

 

[Plurralbles]

I have so many to choose from.

Probably Stephanie Meyer. after she'd woken up from her wet dream about vampires. I'd be standing over her ready with my fist and punch her in the face then say, "Don't you dare."

Yeah, I dont' know where she got the gall that she could somehow do her own version of something so ingrained in culture and completely fuck it up.

I really dont' know who I would punch in the anywhere out of my own ideas. Maybe Jimmy Carter.