You get one wish, granted by Batman.

[The]

I'd ask for him to train me in whatever it is he does. Punching I believe.

 

[Odbarc]

Fight a shark with a lightsaber under water.

 

[Maximilian Guerra]

I wish for Batman to train me. That is all.

 

[DarkRyter]

Unlimited access to his resources.

I could hang out in the batcave, drive the batmobile, surf the batnet on the batcomputer, get piggyback rides from Robin, and burn millions of dollars on hentai figurines.

 

[Chalacachaca]

I would wish that his parents were never killed, as much as Batman is awesome, he still is just a poor kid who watched his parents get killed in front of him, no child should go through that.

 

[Saltarius]

Hook me up with a GL power ring. Infinite power at my fingertips, then proceed to become the JLA's newest archenemy.

 

[Tiger Sora]

My arch nemesis to bow to any of my demands. Ohh the sweetness.

Never work against me ever again. My nefarious schemes success chance has just increased 10 fold. Muhaha.

 

[guitarsniper]

Develop a working Free Energy device. a lot of the world's problems solved right there.

 

[SadisticBrownie]

I'd get him to fix the Mass Effect 3 ending.
Really, though, probably something boring like a shitload of money so I can continue my life of apathy.

 

[marioandsonic]

Ask for $100 million.

Do I win?

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Train me to replace him, and then depart to another part of the world, leaving me a decent part of his sizeable fortune.

 

[Torrasque]

I'd ask him to show me how to make a killer BLT.

Not literally a murderous sandwich, just a really tasty one. I bet that Batman could get the bacon just right.

LOLOLOLOLOL

OP: I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I could ask for:

Batman? I want a billion dollars and Alfred for the day. You can resume doing that thing you do.

I mean, who wouldn't want Alfred for a day!?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OP: I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I could ask for:

Batman? I want a billion dollars and Alfred for the day. You can resume doing that thing you do.

I mean, who wouldn't want Alfred for a day!?

"Alfred? Breakdance for ten minutes."

 

[Torrasque]

OP: I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I could ask for:

Batman? I want a billion dollars and Alfred for the day. You can resume doing that thing you do.

I mean, who wouldn't want Alfred for a day!?

"Alfred? Breakdance for ten minutes."

"Alfred, make me a sammich" Alfred must make bitchin' sammiches.

 

[J4RD]

Ask him to punch crime. ALL OF IT!

This made me giggle.

I'd want to take the Batmobile for a spin, if only to press every button in the cockpit. You can't say you've never been curious...

 

[Laser Priest]

I ask him for a pet dragon.

Fuck your shit, Batman; get me a dragon.

 

[WolfThomas]

Probably for the funds to set me up as the Batman of Melbourne, as part of Batman Inc. Maybe I can be a new Flying Fox (golden age Batman replacement).

 

[waj9876]

Wish for three more wishes. I'd then wish for him to grant the next two wishes no matter what, wish I had the body and skills of Ranma Saotome from Ranma1/2, and then finally, to become Batman and inherit Bruce Wayne's fortune.

 

[columbianbacon]

KILL THE JOKER

 

[Matthew Jabour]

Infinite wishes? How about infinite Batmans? Win-win!