You get one wish, granted by Batman.

[TheRookie8]

I assume that if Batman had the financial capability to help save the world, he would be doing it regardless of my request. So...

...I would ask for access to all of his resources. All of it. Any time.

 

[TheRookie8]

OP: I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I could ask for:

Batman? I want a billion dollars and Alfred for the day. You can resume doing that thing you do.

I mean, who wouldn't want Alfred for a day!?

"Alfred? Breakdance for ten minutes."

"Alfred, make me a sammich" Alfred must make bitchin' sammiches.

I demand an animated video to compliment this request! Breakdancing Alfred must be known!

 

[Alssadar]

I wish his parents never died so that it would be a time paradox and such because then he wouldn't exist to give me the wish (Well, he'd be Bruce Wayne...)
If not, can I become your sidekick, except I can actually wear pants?

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I'd wish for Batman to dismantle and destroy the current drug cartel in Mexico. I'm sure that he'd be able to squeeze that in during one of his nights between taking down The Joker, thawing out Mr. Freeze, and retrieving stolen goods from Catwoman.

Because he's Batman.

 

[StormShaun]

I would ask him for his money.

I would then make a company that rivals his, he would get fired, then, DUN-DUUUN-DUUUUUUUN, Hobo Man!

You shall thank me now, I have made another superhero, expect he doesn't flaunt his money around buying all this crazy crap!

 

[viranimus]

Oracle (not batgirl) without her chair in batcuffs in a room alone for an hour.

My OCD kicks in when jobs are simply left unfinished.

Na.. I would totally waste it. Like demanding a McRib and a Shamrock Shake at the same time. Wait, does McDonalds exist in DCU?

Ok, foine... uhm. Can I get one of them fancy pens? you know that is a listening device, laser cutter, equipped with a remote tracking node and a dozen other goodies?

 

[TD5160]

My wish would be to transfer my wish to Hal Jordan... I wanna get into the GLC

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ask him to relocate to Belfast and sort this shit out.

 

[DanielBrown]

Either "Can I have your stuff?"
Or "Gimme all ur moneyz!"

Ack, I'm so selfish.

 

[Evil Smurf]

fix the world economy by punching all the evil bankers who make the GFC.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would ask him to I can live in his mansion. I mean there plenty of room since it's just him Alred and maybe robin and possibly the rest of the Batman family.
I make sure to stay out of his way and do thing myself (don't ask Alfred for butler related tasks).

 

[Pat8u]

My wish for him to kill One of his villians he will not do it and he will go insane giving me acess to his resources

 

[suitepee7]

to be honest, i'd ask him to make me a manager at wayne enterprises. not the top, just pretty high up. oh, and he's not allowed to fire me, unless i do something really stupid.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Gather all the supervillains, place them on an island filled with weapons and recording equipment, far away from civilisation, and have them fight it out for survival for our amusement.
Charge on pay-per-view, have 30% of the profits go to me.
Have me not responsible for any damages caused by said super villains.
Have this done anonymously so I don't get hunted down by the inevitable escaped group(I'm looking at you, joker)
If batman won't kill and he doesn't seem to have a problem with others killing(as long as they aren't immediate friends) why not let them take care of each other

 

[Cazza]

To be trained by him in martial arts. Having him as a mentor would be epic.

 

[Jegsimmons]

Punch all the presidential candidates into a temporary comma except ron paul until the elections are over.
also, power girls number.

 

[Vivi22]

Batman, huh?

Fix the whole damn corrupt system the world has now.

Just fix it. That's what I'd ask.

The man can't even end crime in Gotham so asking him to end all corruption in the entire world may be a tad over his head despite his abilities.

Personally, give me the Batmobile and I'm good.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Get him to figure out space travel and colonization of planets.

Then move to Mars and host kickass parties in my very own space colony. Woot.

With Blackjack and Space-Hookers!

Infinite wishes. Boom.
Hey, no limits, right?

He's the only man on the planet Superman has to fear.

...You really wanna risk pissing him off? Cause infinite requests, then hill start being a dick to you.

and I stress, you don't want Batman to be a dick to you.

Why would Superman be afraid of Batman? Is there something I don't know about the DC universe? Because I always figured that if he wanted to, Superman could just rip all the other guys in two. That's why I never liked Superman, way too powerful.

__________

I'd either wish for him to give me all his money or that he has to lose to the joker from now on, just for the novelty.

Batman's neurotic, he has a winning strategy to take down every member of the JLA. He keeps Kryptonite in his utility built just for such an occasion.

Superman ever turns evil, he has to kill Bruce Wayne immediately.

The real fear is if Batman loses his moral compass. An Evil Batman is scary.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I'd wish for Batman to dismantle and destroy the current drug cartel in Mexico. I'm sure that he'd be able to squeeze that in during one of his nights between taking down The Joker, thawing out Mr. Freeze, and retrieving stolen goods from Catwoman.

Because he's Batman.

I'd actually really like to see that. Mexican Batman.

VIVA LA BATMAN!

 

[BishopofAges]

I would like the ability to hang out at his mansion, if I was allowed to know his secret identity, batcave otherwise, and just once a year I want him to swing by my place and bump some knuckles with my infront of my friends to make me appear 280% cooler than I actually am.

edit: a secondary side wish if the other cannot be fulfilled would be to have unlimited batman roadside assistance whenever my car breaks down.