You got a (forced) deal with the devil!

[Kingsman]

Well, fuck that shit, I'm going to church.

 

[Squirrelygod]

I'm already going to hell, I don't care.

 

[BabySinclair]

With insurmountable luck I kill the devil, become take his mantle as the ruler of Hell and turn it into my personal casino, people who lead normal lives but not up to snuff with religion can chill in luxury and the sordid SOB's that deserve to be there can still get tortured for all eternity, everyone wins... except the devil, he's still irrevocably destroyed

 

[TikiShades]

If you fail any of these conditions more than once, "Thine soul shall belong to me!" is writen in the next mirror you say and you will die.

I kill myself. He can't claim my soul because I only failed his condition once. Heaven, let's gooo~

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Yeah...

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Well, seeing as how A. There are a lot of bad people out there for the killing and B. Killing them saves their souls AND mine, I guess I don't have much of a choice.

 

[TH3_D15HWA5H3R]

basically sounds like me alreadyy.... just with increased luck... HELL YEAH

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Snip

Sue and bring his @$$ to court. It would be cohesian contract (which can't be respected by the courts) and he could be charged with attmepted murder in the first degree.

 

[Tuddle]

I would Drive Angry....Very Angry...

 

[klaynexas3]

torture. i couldn't kill innocent people just for myself. plus, i couldn't deal with no relationships. it'd be hell if i didn't have them. so one day with the relationships vs. a life without i'll take the one day.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

If luck is things going the way that I want them, then I'd go out and deliberately pick a fight with someone that could and would easily beat me shitless.

Put me out of my misery man. Kill me dead.

 

[Verlander]

If the Devil exists, God does. Throw yourself on His mercy. Simple.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

This is perfect for me. Do I get bonus points for more than one person a day though?

 

[OctoH]

Sounds kinda sweet, actually.

 

[SilentCom]

after every day you must kill somebody, although consequence free.

I'll kill myself.

If it's consequence free does that mean I go to heaven and spend the rest of my days in eternal happiness, instead of being licked by the flames of hell?

Wow I think you just found the loophole.

 

[Adam28]

Search for God, with my incredible luck I'll find him/her in a couple of minuets, then I'll ask for help...

Problem solved on day 1...

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