you have 5 seconds left to live

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I'd say, "My only regret...is having...Bonitis."

cookie for reference, it's double chocolate!

Futurama. ^_^

OT: Umm. God, I dunno. 5 seconds?
...
Say goodbye to everyone on Twitter?

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd scream loudly and fall to the ground. Make my death look painful.

 

[Deleric]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

(I actually held down the U key for 5 seconds, so yeah.)

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Fap.

I would probably punch Kanye West in the face. Because then my life would be complete.

 

[bodyklok]

Since I can be anywhere, I'd be in a cryogenic tube, and I'd freeze myself until they found a cure for what ever was going to kill me.

EDIT:3555 posts!

 

[insectoid]

I'd probably waste the whole time trying to think of what to do with my last five seconds...

 

[Hallow'sEve]

force the assholes down the hall to turn down their shitty music

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

I'd probably

I see what you did there. Well, I'll assume you did it on purpose.
But really, what can you do in 5 seconds?

 

[Contun]

Depends, if I'm going to explode I'd yell "KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"!

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'd shout "CANDLEJACK" so that my corpse would be his probl

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I'd be glad and just smile contently

 

[Klarinette]

Id use the search bar, it takes about as long.

Harsh.

OT: I would sing the first Beatles song that came to mind. I WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE WALRUS!!!

Yeeah! Go out with a good "GOO GOO G'JOOB!!!"

 

[101194]

Punch the nearest president in the face Or whoever is president at that time when I die. Preferablily Australian...

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I'd do a overdone joke on this thread but die before I finished it.

 

[Kurokasumi]

Edit: actually thats lame.

I would either grope the nearest boob that was not of a fat or old lady, or yell 'FUCK YOU INTERNET!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!'

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Wait what! Oh shi-

 

[Ninja Tank]

sleep with my GF

 

[The_Echo]

Well, I guess I would--*drop*

 

[theshadavid]

"I LOVE PORN!" Just to go out in style.

I call your screams and raise you a dropping my pants and wanking... I WILL BE REMEMBERED

TBH, I'd probably just drop to my knees and cry...

 

[Booze Zombie]

Become immortal.