You have a giant laser...

[Frontastic]

Hold the world to ransom to build me a nice floating city, a la Stargate Atlantis, populate it with the people I like and then melt the ice caps with the laser. Then spend the rest of my life, raising and lowering the city.

"City goes up, city goes down. City goes up, city goes down." Etc.

 

[Stone Wera]

I would demand 5 billion pounds and total amnesty from any crimes. To prove I'm not joking, I would destroy Jerusalem.

But you can't fire it twice. Like they say, it only has enough power for one blast... But you wouldn't tell them, would you.

OT: I'd fire the doomsday device at...

Spoiler: Drumroll, please...

Spoiler: I don't hear a drumroll.

Spoiler: Could someone give me a drumroll?

Spoiler: Fine, if you guys can not spare one measly drumroll, I guess I can't spare you the target.

Pyongyang... If just to shut up Kim Jong-il

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would demand 5 billion pounds and total amnesty from any crimes. To prove I'm not joking, I would destroy Jerusalem.

But you can't fire it twice. Like they say, it only has enough power for one blast... But you wouldn't tell them, would you.

OT: I'd fire the doomsday device at...

Spoiler: Drumroll, please...

Spoiler: I don't hear a drumroll.

Spoiler: Could someone give me a drumroll?

Spoiler: Fine, if you guys can not spare one measly drumroll, I guess I can't spare you the target.

Pyongyang... If just to shut up Kim Jong-il

But they don't know I can't fire it twice. They know I'm not joking, I get what I want, and the world (aside from Jerusalem) would be more or less the same. Don't get me started on the Dome of the Rock part, I'm tired.

 

[HavoK 09]

gather all scourge of humanity(justin bieber and such) in one place and fire it... twice just to be sure

 

[Macgyvercas]

JUstin Bieber. That is all.

I have one that tops it. Fire it at Fred Phelps, leader of the WBC.

I win.

 

[Stone Wera]

I would demand 5 billion pounds and total amnesty from any crimes. To prove I'm not joking, I would destroy Jerusalem.

But you can't fire it twice. Like they say, it only has enough power for one blast... But you wouldn't tell them, would you.

OT: I'd fire the doomsday device at...

Spoiler: Drumroll, please...

Spoiler: I don't hear a drumroll.

Spoiler: Could someone give me a drumroll?

Spoiler: Fine, if you guys can not spare one measly drumroll, I guess I can't spare you the target.

Pyongyang... If just to shut up Kim Jong-il

But they don't know I can't fire it twice. They know I'm not joking, I get what I want, and the world (aside from Jerusalem) would be more or less the same. Don't get me started on the Dome of the Rock part, I'm tired.

That's what I said, you wouldn't tell them.

 

[cystemic]

well id charge malaysia with it personally

 

[BenzSmoke]

The BP Oil Spill, I'd shoot that.

 

[Angus565]

I would put it to a very low setting and shave the eyebrows off of all the world leaders.
Then I would shave their heads too... Have you ever seen what someone looks like bald and without eyebrows?
BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would carve my initials into the Moon. Take that moon!

 

[DaDrum]

i'd shoot the sun, seeing as that probably would do nothing, but i'd be forever curious...

either that or bobby kotick/activision heads. whichever one is truly responsible for their actions

 

[AMMO Kid]

I would fire it at the whole world except for at the broom closet I ran to hide in. The end of the world has to start sometime, right?

 

[Free Thinker]

Hmmm...
For the greater good options: North Korea, Mahmoud Ahmendinajad (spelling?), or Osama Bin Laden.
Personal agenda options: Square Enix for making FF11 a MMO. That was god awful and that's time I will never get back!

 

[Lunar Templar]

alotta people said 'carve name in moon'

first, i'd fix its energy problem, one shot, not enough
THEN i'd target every where on the planet that pisses me off, and end it
THEN!!!

Fred Phelps, leader of the WBC.

ass hats like this guy, there's no room in 'my new world' for people that are SO GROSSLY off message of their own religion

 

[Daestar]

First thought of this thread title...yes I do have a laser, who told you?

Anywho, if I can shoot it off of Earth, then I would like to shoot it at the sun with a huge laser and hold myself in front of it, just as a form of middle finger to everyone who has to live without the sun.

But my laser can't do that, so I'm waiting for the next Hitler....I mean, if the theoretical laser, which does not exist, can't do that. Heh, heh.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I would vaporize the Westboro Baptist church if they had Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh in their midst.

Or I would sell it to the United States Government for about 1 trillion dollars. Give or take.

 

[RoyalSorceress]

I'd fire it at Al Khan head of 4Kids TV (or 4Kids headquarters)

Take THAT destroyer of anime!

 

[Shockolate]

I'd shoot it at Yahtzee.

For the lulz, of course.

 

[Marter]

I wouldn't fire it. I have nothing that I want to destroy with a giant laser.