You have a resurrection machine

[Misterian]

Resurrect: Any Roman from the days of the Roman Empire. Why? so I can teach said Roman english and we can finally learn what a Latin-speaking Roman's accent would be like if he could speak modern English.

Sacrifices: Micheal Bay, and 4 of anyone who was behind the 4Kids dubbing department.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

I would resurrect Leonardo Da Vinci. We'd have light-speed travel in a few years if someone brought him up to scratch with all we've been up to.

As for who I'd sacrifice, assuming I have access to anyone, there are enough politicians the world could do without to bring back Tesla, Einstein...George Carlin...

Then I'd just pedal the thing around to wherever executions are going to happen anyway. Like death row. If there was a war, the military could resurrect particularly good soldiers using prisoners of war.

P.S. I lied, I would resurrect Jesus Christ just to see if it worked.

 

[Signa]

I would resurrect Leonardo Da Vinci. We'd have light-speed travel in a few years if someone brought him up to scratch with all we've been up to.

As for who I'd sacrifice, assuming I have access to anyone, there are enough politicians the world could do without to bring back Tesla, Einstein...George Carlin...

Then I'd just pedal the thing around to wherever executions are going to happen anyway. Like death row. If there was a war, the military could resurrect particularly good soldiers using prisoners of war.

P.S. I lied, I would resurrect Jesus Christ just to see if it worked.

I had an atheist coworker that wanted to bring back Carlin, but he couldn't think of the 5 he'd want to get rid of. He said repeatedly while I worked there that he doesn't celebrate Christmas, but he celebrates Carlin's birthday because he did tons more for him than Jesus ever did.

 

[Bloodstain]

I would sacrifice the next five people whose death sentence is the closest to execution and revive Aldolf Hitler. Because I want to talk to him. Yes, talk. Like a normal, friendly human being. I have questions, lots and lots of questions.
Or maybe revive Moses. Or B. F. Skinner. Or Erich Fromm.
Hmm...

 

[shadyh8er]

Bring back Michael Chrichton!

Captcha: Goosebumps

R.L. Stine is alive and well thank you very much.

 

[Signa]

Bring back Michael Chrichton!

Captcha: Goosebumps

R.L. Stine is alive and well thank you very much.

Please tell me you'd throw Stephanie Mayer into the machine.

 

[shadyh8er]

Bring back Michael Chrichton!

Captcha: Goosebumps

R.L. Stine is alive and well thank you very much.

Please tell me you'd throw Stephanie Mayer into the machine.

Oh sorry, didn't notice we had to make a sacrifice. So yeah, with Meyer gone, no Twilight or 50 Shades of Gray (it was Twilight-inspired in case you don't know).