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OT: I don't know. Maybe Morgan Freeman or Liam Neeson to follow me around and do my dialogue for me.
Either that or Niel Patrick Harris. I wouldn't treat him like a slave. He'd be my drinking buddy to make all my friends jealous. Nathan Fillion would have the same effect.
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I would enslave a British orphan with a cockney accent.
He would do all the housework and errands, and if he ever talked back or tried to sing, I'd slap him.
Why? Because orphans are great comic material.
He would do all the housework and errands, and if he ever talked back or tried to sing, I'd slap him.
Why? Because orphans are great comic material.
Four words. Don't explain the joke.Monoochrom said:You know damn well that Carlin didn't believe in that shiterttheking said:
I'd pick up my slave, take him to my place, show him to his quarters, give him clothes and let him keep any personal effects he has, tell him he'll be paid with food and somewhere to live, rewarded for exceptional work and will never be over-worked, be treated when sick, have access and contact with the outside world, and be educated if he wishes.
Then I'd take him to the foyer, pop off his collar and say "There's the door, you remember how to get to your room. It's your call." and go back to my other business.
Fuck slavery - I'd rather an employee and companion.
Then I'd take him to the foyer, pop off his collar and say "There's the door, you remember how to get to your room. It's your call." and go back to my other business.
Fuck slavery - I'd rather an employee and companion.
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Why thank you dear sir!CODE-D said:
Really though, you can never go wrong with having an orphan as a slave
Because though I make him do the chores, I'm secretly training him to be like one of the greatest orphans of all time... BATMAN!
Human Slavery is wrong and immoral. That said, if this thread will allow non-human variants such as elves, I will take a female elf.
Don't look at me that way.
Discloser: In the case that Elves do exist, Lovely Mixture does not condone elf-rape, elf-slavery, or any form of elf abuse, and sincerely apologizes to any Elves he may have offended by this statement.
Don't look at me that way.
Discloser: In the case that Elves do exist, Lovely Mixture does not condone elf-rape, elf-slavery, or any form of elf abuse, and sincerely apologizes to any Elves he may have offended by this statement.
That made me laugh. Epic post is epic.Grey Day for Elcia said:
OT: This person. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] I've heard they make excellent servants, especially when you give them an occasional smack every now and then.
Obviously there is a continuum of slavery, but I don't think most people would include the bonds that form between friends and family in the definition, unless they become severely disfunctional.Pyro Paul said:
Slavery is typically the act of forcing someone to do something against their interests/their will for the benefit of others.
I don't think it's helpful to expand the definition of slavery beyond the normal use of the term, since some people might jump to the wrong conclusion.
Anyway, yes it's true, you can make pretty much anything humorous with the right touch of exaggeration and yes some of us have taken the spirit of the thread perhaps a little seriously.
either Ikaros or nymph from heaven's lost property for several reasons
1) they actually enjoy having masters so i don't need to feel morally guilty
2) ikaros is a fucking killing machine and nymph can hack anything
3) well banging hot
1) they actually enjoy having masters so i don't need to feel morally guilty
2) ikaros is a fucking killing machine and nymph can hack anything
3) well banging hot
*looks above and shrugs* I would do the only thing I would think it right which would be to set the slave free (Geoff from Rooster Teeth after I play games with him and have fun...which he will like with his freewill) and then I will hunt the people that organized this and bring them to justice.
Easy enough.
Captcha: "graveyard shift" Yeah someone will have to do that soon if I find them slavers.
Easy enough.
Captcha: "graveyard shift" Yeah someone will have to do that soon if I find them slavers.
Damn it, you beat me to it! I wanted that wanker to be my slave! Fight to the death or share?GameMaNiAC said:
I'll also join the crowd of people going that it's not okay to have a non-consensual slave... With the exception of the sexy beast GameMaNiAC mentioned. Rowr.
Ditto, I know this thread is suppose to light hearted but I find it sickening.the clockmaker said:
I would have you as my slave, and in my dungeon you would learn that you have been using the word sickening very lightly.AVATAR_RAGE said:
In all seriousness I don't think posting in this thread = advocating slavery. And to get all high and mighty over humour suggests there is a stick that needs removing from a certain somewhere.
Anyway back OT: I would have Juliette Lewis as my slave as better she be a slave to me than the church of scientology.
