You have a useless "superpower"...

[RYjet911]

As long as it's better than Meg Griffin's ability to grow her fingernails, I'm fine with whatever.

Still, the ability to make Coca Cola firing out from my fingertips would be nice.

 

[GamerAddict7796]

The ability to pass exams without answering a single question

 

[Stalydan]

The ability to change my hair colour or do that thing that Yami Marik can do with his face in Yu-Gi-Oh where it sort of stretches out all ghost-like. I got an example in the spoiler.

Spoiler

 

[polymath]

I think a super sense of timing would be pretty damn good. I mean think about it, if you think of everything where that would come into play. You'd never have to wait for anything cause you'd know exactly when the perfect opportunity to do anything is. Plus, you know exactly when to let go of something as you threw it, know when to ask someone to do something. Simple tasks would be easier than ever cause you could do things like throw things into place perfectly to put them away. Plus you'd always know when to be in the right place at the right time, granting you the luck people always go on about when talking about getting ahead in life.

 

[ZeronicX]

The Ability to know the answer to any question with only a second's Delay
Be an Ace on any quiz,
Be an womanizer because i would know what women want and need :3
No College Degree needed, know how to perfectly replace a mans brain
get any job i want by answers question near perfect
and to get anything free by confusing people >:3

the only side effect is that i would lose all the information at midnight

 

[retyopy]

The ability to magically summon whatever food I want, whenever I want, and it would be perfectly cooked, and wouldn't give me calories.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

The power to rock on.

 

[Flamezdudes]

The ability to tell when someone is lying, even if it is a white lie.

Thats pretty useful, you could become... Detective Man?

 

[ZeronicX]

The Ability to poop RAINBOWS
NYAN CAT FOREVER!

 

[CaptainTrilby]

The power to summon sofas at will. It may be annoying but at least I could be comfortable when queuing.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

The ability to control all of my bodily functions. Not exactly useless but it's hardly a useful crime fighting ability.

 

[DaWaffledude]

Oddly enough, I occasionally get paranoid that someone is reading my mind.

So I'd like to be able to read minds so I could know if someone else is reading my mind. It would also be an incredible help to my dreadful social skills.