You have a useless "superpower"...

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

The ability to learn quickly.

Not exactly going to do much for crime or crime-fighting, but if I can master things much more quickly, it would make pretty much all of life better.

That would be awesome. I'm picking that.

Several times.

 

[Sandernista]

The ability to make Xbox's (or any game console) work like new. And, become immune to normal system failures.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

The ability to conjure portals like those in portal within an arms length.

 

[crop52]

The ability to be good at sports.

 

[King Toasty]

Meat Vision, from Fairly Odd Parents. Like a boss.

 

[EclipseoftheDarkSun]

Clothes beam- A beam which, upon hitting someone, changes the clothes they wear. At worst, mildly irritating, at best....SSSTYLISH!

parachute pants on someone looking over the railing on a skyscraper..

 

[EclipseoftheDarkSun]

The power to set 'save points' in my life such that if I wished consciously to, became unable to wish consciously to (e.g. permanent coma/stroke/brain damage etc) or died, I could rewind my life to that point with the full knowledge of what happened (well, from my perspective). This of course could be very useful ala Groundhog Day, acting as a kind of precognition.

Though of course it'd be nice to be able erase/partially erase these memories if something truly shocking occurs.

That would be a useful superpower. Did you read the title?

Fair enough. Hmm..I read it in a book somewhere, but how about the ability to always have ~10 dollars equivalent of the local currency on you. e.g. you spend $10 on something like a meal and then you reach into your pocket again and you've got another $10 that wasn't there previously.

 

[Saelune]

Something that makes something like new again. Pants, game discs, e.t.c.

lol, pants? XD

I dont have alot of money for clothes, and alot of the pants I own are a bit too long for me and so I walk on them and the leg bottoms get destroyed. As well as other occasional tears and stuff.

 

[Fenrisulfr]

That hair control thing sounds pretty neat. The ability to control hair length? Awesome! I've had long and short hair, but I miss the long and I can't have it that way during work. :/ I've also had a mullet and I do miss it just for the sake of looking like Ziggy Stardust.

Then again, there's always invisibility. With that... You could have so much se- Umm. I mean... You could see things not meant for your eyes. Yeah, that's it. Hmm. It would need to come with the ability to not be sensed by others in the room unless you're in direct contact with them.

Then again, again is time control. If I had hair control or invisibility (or both) though, I wouldn't mind not having that.

 

[Theron Julius]

The ability to control fish, but only while on land. You would never go hungry! Just command the fish to beach themselves and reap the rewards.

 

[geK0]

The power to give everyone I touch genital lice

 

[Kimarous]

Clothes beam- A beam which, upon hitting someone, changes the clothes they wear. At worst, mildly irritating, at best....SSSTYLISH!

Is that a Team Four Star / DBZ Abridged reference I see?

"CLOTHES BEAM! ...that is easily my most metro attack."

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

The ability to boringly shapeshift.
By this I mean that I would be able to change my appearance, but not my abilities.
I can look like a dinosaur, but I can't do anything that a human can't. Maximum speed, overall abilities (for instance, even with wings I can't fly, even with gills I can't breathe in water), mental faculties, and physical strength and anything else applicable would be kept stable. Basically like creating an illusion of self, except that limbs that humans don't have, but could operate would be workable (extended muscle-filled tail would be able to pick up things farther than my arms reach, but not with more power than my arms).
Then I could finally look like I want to look, without being exiled into a life of heroism or crime.

 

[Jake Lewis Clayton]

The ability to manipulate wood and spontaneously grow trees.

Just because, i'd may my town have 800% more large trees.

and make millions working for a logging company .

 

[Fenrisulfr]

The ability to boringly shapeshift.
By this I mean that I would be able to change my appearance, but not my abilities.
I can look like a dinosaur, but I can't do anything that a human can't. Maximum speed, overall abilities (for instance, even with wings I can't fly, even with gills I can't breathe in water), mental faculties, and physical strength and anything else applicable would be kept stable. Basically like creating an illusion of self, except that limbs that humans don't have, but could operate would be workable (extended muscle-filled tail would be able to pick up things farther than my arms reach, but not with more power than my arms).
Then I could finally look like I want to look, without being exiled into a life of heroism or crime.

So, cosmetic shapeshifting? That is boring. lol

In other news. I thought of another power that might be fun to have. The ability to change sex at will!

 

[Royal King]

The power to instantly correct the auto-correct on my phone when it corrects something I spelled correctly.

 

[Savber]

I want the power to cum money...

hehe, kudos to anyone that knows where the reference came from. ;P

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

The amazing ability to see 3D movies without wearing 3D glasses.

That would save a lot of money and time.

 

[StBishop]

Always win at everything.

 

[kickassfrog]

I want the power to cum money...

hehe, kudos to anyone that knows where the reference came from. ;P

College Humour

The ability to always guess which way up a coin will land. Think of how much you could do with that- Now if only I could fight crime with it.

EDIT: Or the ability to turn water into salt water- I would go to restaurants and annoy the cheapskates. Or the ability to make chavs fall of their bikes.