You have a useless "superpower"...

[Varrdy]

The ability to master any manual dexterity task by seeing it once. Example - learn to play guitar instantly, or to draw like a god (because that's really just manual dex)

Me too - while I own a guitar and am known for drawing stuff, I'm hardly a virtuoso at either!

Wardy

 

[wolas3214]

Hrm... Id like a 'food-note' of sorts. where i write what i want in it and it appears.

 

[Doclector]

Flight.

No seriously. Think about it, flight is damn near useless without something else to back it up. Think of all the flying superheroes. Iron man? A damn armoury of weapons. Superman? Has practically everything. Even angel from xmen has had extensive fighting training courtesy of professor X to become a useful superhero.

But as for day to day things...no more public transport or jams! As long as you know where you're going, of course. Stuck in an awkward situation? Literally take off! Just the ability to fly anytime you want is worth it.

 

[KaizokuouHasu]

The ability to thaw ice! I'd be the 'Thawrrior!'!

OR: Multi-ventriloquism! Oh, wait. Marvel did that. Eeeewww...

 

[Kilroy17]

The ability to tell when someone is lying, even if it is a white lie.

 

[interspark]

The power to summon toast at will.

EDIT: This thread is of a different variety than I initially thought.

yeah they're funnier when they have no use, WHATSOEVER.

i choose the power to make squirrels do my bidding, could be good for a laugh

 

[The Stonker]

I can pick my nose at a supersonic speed, but only on fridays.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

The power to enhance my computer's already installed components without doing any physical modification such as overclocking. I would have an amazingly fast and powerful computer compared to most of the rest of the world. I'd still keep it pretty reasonable though, at just a bit higher than the existing standard at any time. No 5 terahertz deca-core CPU or 20 yottabyte solid state drive for me...for now at least.

 

[Zorak the Mantis]

Making the perfect pot of coffee, EVERY time.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Common sense.

So rare they made it into a goddamn super power.

Shh... My common sense is tingling - Deadpool

On topic: I'd want to teleport to wherever my girlfriend is and back. It's useless in crime fighting but useful in other situations.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Move my ears, nose, eyebrows (separately as well) and nipples hair insanely quickly and easily.
Yes, move my hair!
Either that or the ability to be a French Taunter.
OR!
The power to create guitar picks with my eyes.
Damn blighters always get lost and I find them two years later hidden in some pocket.

 

[llew]

Ughhh... let's get this over with...

It had to be done one time or another. I thought I would just get it out of the way.

DAMMIT NINJA'D!

 

[Crazy_Dude]

The ability to keep smoking without any side effects.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Ability to control the make up of my body (on a cellular level)

therefore i would never have to be fat, i could control the adrenaline shooting through my body (for crunch time for tests and whatnot, or playing sports) and I could control my hair color/type for when i wanna dress up or just not give a shit in the morning =] Plus i loathe how much i have to shave all the damn time..

so in essence, it doesn't help me fight crime..well..the crime of all good foods being fatty at least.

 

[EclipseoftheDarkSun]

Flight.

No seriously. Think about it, flight is damn near useless without something else to back it up. Think of all the flying superheroes. Iron man? A damn armoury of weapons. Superman? Has practically everything. Even angel from xmen has had extensive fighting training courtesy of professor X to become a useful superhero.

But as for day to day things...no more public transport or jams! As long as you know where you're going, of course. Stuck in an awkward situation? Literally take off! Just the ability to fly anytime you want is worth it.

Didn't see those powerlines or that overhanging ledge or flew too high and ran out of oxygen and got badly sunburned?

 

[wootsniper]

Something that makes something like new again. Pants, game discs, e.t.c.

lol, pants? XD

I dont have alot of money for clothes, and alot of the pants I own are a bit too long for me and so I walk on them and the leg bottoms get destroyed. As well as other occasional tears and stuff.

Now you make me sound like the bad guy

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

The abillity to fart with the force of an atomic bomb, why you may ask? Because farts are allways funny!

 

[UltraDeth]

Grow and remove hair at will

http://senorgif.memebase.com/2011/08/07/funny-gifs-hair-growth-solutions/

 

[Optiluiz]

I would be able to teleport anywhere, however, I'd only slowly transfer myself, being 'frozen' wherever I was inicially, untill I am fully rebuilt wherever I chose to teleport myself. It would take as long as it would for me to physically reach some place to teleport to it, and I would be vulnerable when in the process of teleportation. Also, my body still requires rest and nutrition, making long distance teleporting unlikely. Oh, and I can't stop it when it starts, so if I accidently teleport myself to alaska, it'll take a few years of suffering, and when I'm there I'll be dead.

USELESS =D

Did that make any sense?

 

[ABLb0y]

The abilty to make people love me by touching them.

Obviously, I'd be able to turn it off, because some situations would get... awkward.