You have been challenged to a duel

[bauke67]

I will fight a diabetic and the weapons shall be bags of sugar at midnight

I'll jam a siringe filled with insuline into one of your arteries and watch you pass out and die.
Owned!

OT: At noon, on a gigantic, high rock formation, using energy swords from Halo. Any death will at least be epic.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

battering rams,
on horseback,
midday in a sunny meadow.

bring it.

 

[The Funslinger]

I shall have a sword and a collection of insults.

You sir, do fight like a dairy farmer....

You common dandy!

Yeah, I choose swords, too. Specifically sabers.

I fancy my chances

Edit: Oh yes, a place... the moors of Yorkshire. I'll be in my element.

 

[chadachada123]

Pokeball. Cinnabar Island. Pokemon of choice? Whatever this faceless enemy isn't able to control fully but that I CAN control. Check out these badges.

 

[Kreett]

Sonic Screwdrivers in a hospital room

 

[The Funslinger]

In my bedroom between 5:00PM - 9:00PM with our bare hands and teeth, because I am a lazy fuck without any weapon experience. Then they'll come to my room at said appointment time and think it's a straight up bare hand and teeth duel, but no because I cleverly picked my bedroom as the duel spot and little do they know it's my ELEMENT man and they think i'll be honourable, but nope, I'll pull out like crazy stuff hidden in my room and ravage their body.

My second choice would be Six shooters in mid-day Mexico. Wa Wa Wa Waaa WahWahWahaaaaa.

You do know Ravage means rape, right?

That's a more specific sub-meaning. Ravage itself is to relentlessly assault.

 

[OrpheusTelos]

Why, card games, of course. It's always time to duel.

 

[Bvenged]

Flaming AIDS covered laser chainsaws, Yesterday, some Australian Jungle

While flaming AIDS covered laser chainsaws is plausible to do...

Australia has jungles?

In the worlds biggest pillow/duvet fort built on a bouncy-castle the size of a house, Saturday night, with heavy exercise balls. First one to be KO'd OR to die (if, say, a neck is broken while bouncing around), loses.

 

[Noswad]

Sword and buckler, Saturday 2pm

armour permitted but not required, standard WOTRF rules, soft kit optional.

Having skill in an archaic martial art will benefit me should the situation ever arise.

 

[newwiseman]

Weapon: Giant Scottish Claymores (how many people even have the strength to use one, before skill is ever accounted for)

Place and Time: Large field surrounded by trees, a little after 2:00 so the fight is shaded.

 

[CAPTCHA]

I'm proficient at weilding a Halberd, also Sabres. Either will do, but not both at the same time.

No time like the present, so come at me bro!

 

[Tono Makt]

Choose your weapons, time, and place.

I choose nun chucks in a 747.

I didn't know groundhogs were Catholic. Huh, the more you learn.

I choose interpretive dance on New Years Morning at Disneyworld.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Weapon: One Hundred Thousand or so Infantry and Cavalry at our disposal.

Time and Place: 18 June 1815, Waterloo.

Have at you, rapscallion!

 

[spartan231490]

I choose a hunt each-other down style of duel, with .270 remington model 7400s, in the forest south of my house. He'll never find me, and I know the forest well enough to find him, eventually(it's about 200 square miles)

 

[A Weakgeek]

I shall have a sword and a collection of insults.

You sir, do fight like a dairy farmer....

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

OT: Naked, on my bed. We will use our lust as a weapons.

EDIT: Oh, wow. 3 people did this before me. I guess other people played Monkey Island aswell.

 

[Madshadow]

I shall have a sword and a collection of insults.

You sir, do fight like a dairy farmer....

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

OT: Naked, on my bed. We will use our lust as a weapons.

EDIT: Oh, wow. 3 people did this before me. I guess other people played Monkey Island aswell.

Yet no one picked the Banjo

 

[NightHawk21]

While I can't decide on a way in which my opponent shall me his end, I'll post this article here since the thread reminded me of its and its hilarious.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youre-been-challenged-to-a-duel/

 

[Lectori Salutem]

On top of an airship, with walking canes and top hats

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Weapons: Rocket launchers with rockets that only damage the target
Time: Whenever
Location: A world of floating platforms that you have to rocket jump between

 

[Matthew Kjonaas]

Weapon: A whip
Place and time: Midnight at full moon..... in my bedroom.

So it will be like a pillow fight but way more painful... wait, why on your bed someone could fall off and get hurt really badly.