You have died

[TyranidXX]

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How would you know for certain that they deserve to die? Isn't it sort of bad for the person giving you contracts to want some one dead, it's like they want to murder someone but want the blood on someone else's hands instead of theirs.

Ideally, before I accept the contact or before performing the hit, I would run background checks on both the target and the client. Anything I see that I believe is off would be put under intense scrutiny. On top of that, I would also be performing on-the-spot recon of the target for a few days. If they have done harm to someone then I should be able to pick up on it from their body language, routine etc. Also, I would believe that after a few jobs, people would get the clue that my targets are more likely to be known criminals or gang members.

It wouldn't be easy but I'd at least try to see if what the client says is true beforehand.

 

[trophykiller]

A. stab fred phelps with a garden trowl, then cannabalize him, freaking people out because that happenned in night of the living dead, and there's a dead man's DNA on the body.

B. Expertly kill evil people(fred phelps, joseph kony, fox news, various dictators, sex offenders, ect.) whilst listening to johnny cash.

C. Find a way to bring back johnny cash.

D. Live off the charts for a few weeks or months, then return and write a book on it.

 

[TheRookie8]

I would assume the role of a guardian angel. I would look after my loved ones in secret, keeping out of sight, and helping them before returning mysteriously back into the shadows...

...also, I might want to get a job. The dead need to eat, too.

 

[TheTaco007]

I'd probably mess with people a little bit before just revealing myself. Just like walk past someone who knew me really well or something, just to freak them out.

 

[TheRookie8]

First, I would determine whether or not I should have my facial scars removed by doing good deeds or upgrading my ships medical bay. After, I would travel the galaxy to help stop an impending alien invasion and romance a beautiful woman/alien, and then getting piss drunk at every possible bar in space...

...I would also celebrate not having to pay taxes (considering that being dead is a popular tax-dodge).

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Easy, rejoin the military. Try out a different branch. Say I was a SEAL, eh I'll see if I can go train at Ft. Benning now. Go to Ranger school, I've got all the requirements already...

 

[FalloutJack]

I become the Count of Monte Cristo.

you can make an anime out of just about anything can't you?

Spoiler: BREAD!

Yakitate Japan!

Spoiler: BOOKS!

Library Wars!

Spoiler: RESTAURANT!

Working!!

Spoiler: CONSPIRACY!

Welcome to the NHK!

Spoiler: MUSIC!

Beck!

Spoiler: MORE MUSIC!

Nodame Cantabile!

Spoiler: DESPAIR!

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei!

Spoiler: ZOMBIES!

High School of the Dead!

Yes, yes you can.

 

[chainer1216]

*walks into friends house while wearing black duster and cowboyhat*

"i told you i wouldn't die, i just dont have that good of luck."


this would refer to an actual conversation with my firneds while we were all drunk, shortly after i decided to join the army.

 

[TilMorrow]

Vigilante time!

1. Tell everyone I'm alive again.
2. Praise the Lord.
3. ???
4. Prophet.

That joke was simply divine

Ah religious puns. I bless you for your input.

O-T: well I'd go about my new life in one of two ways:
1. Ensure my rise to ruler of everything!
Or
2. Continue with my Heroic duties but in a slightly darker way.

 

[theheroofaction]

I'd probably enter my home and start acting casually. I'd tell my brother that I found a cool song he should listen to. He shouldn't realize that he's talking to a dead man until he starts listening to "still alive".

 

[godfist88]

Well, no, it wasn't just anything, it was The Count of Monte motherfucking Cristo, it's been regarded as one of the best books ever written. Adaptation makes sense to me, and it turned out very good

i wasn't saying it isn't good, i was just pointing out that anything be made anime. just a couple months ago i saw a manga rendition of Hamlet at my college book store.

 

[imperialwar]

you're dead.
no tax file number, no civil rights, no bank accounts etc
yeah number one thing to do create a new identity.
Unless the hospitals had your DNA on file there would be no real way to prove you are you.
the ultimate identity theft / fraud in reverse.

 

[sumanoskae]

Well, no, it wasn't just anything, it was The Count of Monte motherfucking Cristo, it's been regarded as one of the best books ever written. Adaptation makes sense to me, and it turned out very good

i wasn't saying it isn't good, i was just pointing out that anything be made anime. just a couple months ago i saw a manga rendition of Hamlet at my college book store.

Really, how was it?.

I would generally agree with Moviebob, that you can make a good movie out of anything, though I would say almost anything and extend that to any form of art

 

[godfist88]

Really, how was it?.

I would generally agree with Moviebob, that you can make a good movie out of anything, though I would say almost anything and extend that to any form of art

I didn't actually read it, i just glanced though it. anime expressions were present i can tell you that much.

 

[Littlee300]

Become an assassin. Hey, everyone thinks you're dead, make those Hitman games a reality!

This. But only take the contracts of those people who deserve it.

I agree with them. Start a new life as an assassin taking out the people that have done harm... and probably using some of that money to further help people.

How would you know for certain that they deserve to die? Isn't it sort of bad for the person giving you contracts to want some one dead, it's like they want to murder someone but want the blood on someone else's hands instead of theirs.

Then my life would be a lot like the plot of bulletstorm.

 

[crudus]

I would start updating Facebook again. Things like "you know what I miss? Breathing" and "it is hot here".

Definitely this.

And then I'd dance on the graves of my enemies.

Hell, dance on your grave and just be like "dude, this is my grave. I will do whatever I want with it"!

 

[spacecowboy86]

either this threads first option (start over from the beginning) or I would go to my closest friends house and pose as spirit or some such thing and tell him goodbye, i'm sorry, and "do not mourn for me, it was a perfect ending to what I hope was a great story" then vanish to another continent.

 

[Infernai]

Seeing as everyone has long since moved on, i wouldn't get involved in their lives: If i did it would likely cause more drama then good, so might as well leave them be. Probably wander off into the wilderness with Katana in hand and use my skills to become a mercenary/jack of all trades, and just see where my life takes me. Ultimately though, I'd train someone in my skills in order for them to become the 'next legend'.

 

[x-machina]

'Course I would return to my old life, I like it here. Hell, I could probably publish my story and make a few bucks.

 

[kuyo]

Seems like a good way to go. Although, it's going to be a ***** working through the whole legally dead thing. I'd probably exploit the status for something. If the past ever did catch me, I'd say I'm from the future where my heroism made me a prime candidate for a time-traveling clone army.