You have just been married...

[diebane]

Team Fortress 2 doesnt have a protagonist, but I almost always play Medic, so I'm married to a sadistic nazi doctor xD

mfG diebane

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

I was playing empire total war, so am I married to the German Reich?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Alice from Alice: Madness Returns?

SCORE

Although she is a bit mad, at least she's nice. Kinda.

 

[Wereduck]

This is the #2 reason why I usually take an opposing-sex avatar in games.

To avoid being mysterious, my #1 reason is that thing about "if you're going to spend 50 hours looking at someone's ass..."
... and thank you Bethesda for giving fem-courier a nice ass.

 

[BlackEagle95]

I'm married to Legion from C&C tiberium wars 3 kane's wrath.
That's a computer designed to be the ultimate tactician.
Could be worse.

 

[Scarim Coral]

So I'm married to Kyle Hyde from Last Window: The Secret of Capes West. I never knew he's gay or we must of been drunk in Las Vegas (I'm straight). Either way it will be awkward as hell. Sure he's a great detective but he is a lousy salesman.

 

[Nyquisted]

Agent Jayden from Heavy Rain?

Well, he's now a celebrity and is fixing his drug problem, so it's not that bad.

Still a bit of a twit though.

 

[daftalchemist]

Married to Cole Phelps, and I file for divorce after his crazed mood swings while talking to me finally push me over the edge.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

Married to that guy in portal 2. With the portal gun. Who wait, thats me.

 

[alfawx]

Isaac Clarke. This is... awkward. Hm...

 

[Leviathan_]

Married to The Marked One from Stalker.





I want a divorce, now.

 

[Gasaraki]

The female medic from Alien Swarm? Awesome

 

[Knusper]

Serious Sam... well there has to be some benefits of marrying someone who constantly carries around about 20 guns including a cannon.

 

[Evil Raccoon]

Uhhh, Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3, I'm just lucky that she's a female.
She still got the Mr Sandman perk so I need to sleep with my eyes open.

 

[Gardenia]

I was playing TF2, so I'll just choose the last character I played there.
"Will you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"MMMPHMMPHPMH MMMMHHMMHHPH!"

 

[epialesofaergia]

Ugh, I'd be stuck with Lucas Kane's creepy bug face.

 

[Grotch Willis]

Well i guess it wouldn't be so bad for me, I am currently on my second playthrough of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World the game, and I was playing as Ramona.... So, i guess i would have to defeat scott pilgrim and just scott pilgrim seeing as how he defeated the rest of the evil exes already.

 

[That's Funny]

Ok so I'm married to Lara Croft, from PS1 era, I think I'm ok.

 

[Da Orky Man]

I hit the jackpot! Lightning from Final Fantasy 13!
Probably the luckiest guy on this thread.

 

[William Dickbringer]

Duke Nukem? Homosexuality? Marriage? Those words are physically impossible to fit into the same sentence without any negatives such as "Never" or "Not" or "No".

don't worry he's rather quick (if ya know what I mean)
O.T. I got counter terrorist from counter strike source
don't know how that would work