You have just been married...

[YonderTunic]

I am apparently gay for my Khajiit battle-mage. Could do worse....maybe?

 

[Raika]

Married to Final Fantasy X-2 Yuna. Can't be much better for me.

Apparently polygamy is legal in Spira, because I'm married to Yuna too!

I love you, Yuna. <3

 

[YuheJi]

I guess Lux from League of Legends?

Technically she isn't the protagonist, but she is the last character I played, I think...

 

[Erttheking]

Adam Jensen...it's complicated.

 

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[mcdain]

Kyle from Rune Factory 2. Do not want.

I'd take Micah from RF3 over him any day.

 

[dead.juice]

Enzio from AC2. Fuck yeah.
http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/Enzio_Auditore_Wallpaper_aefsa.jpg
I don't even care that it's gay, He's so pimp! *swoon*

 

[XMark]

Yay! I guess my wife is an axe-wielding Redguard babe with a sweet set of enchanted ebony armor.

I just wish she'd take the helmet off when we... uh... never mind.

 

[Sindaine]

Hmmm, evidently I'm now lesbian-married to the female Cousland in Dragon Age. She can be a bit of a ***** but she's got a good sense of humor and is a hell of a shot with a bow!

 

[Asmundr]

So I'm now married to a cute, 4' tall Sylvari Ranger from Guild Wars 2? Well lets see...she knows how to hunt, cook delicious meals, damn I'm sold already >_<

Capthca: giddy goat...I could go for some goat right now...hmm, she is a good shot with a longbow too...poor goat won't be giddy for long ^_^

 

[scorptatious]

Uh...

Plants vs. Zombies doesn't really have a protagonist. I guess I would either be married to the Sunflower or one of the Zombies I guess.

Either way, that's really fucking weird.

 

[shrekfan246]

Either way, that's really fucking weird.

Not quite as weird as you having a post from 2011 on this very page.

Also I feel like this necro should be in Forum Games.

Anyway, I suppose since I just played a bit of BlazBlue, I would be married to Noel Vermillion.

Spoiler: Possibly mildly NSFW

I could dig it. She's a bit clumsy and air-headed, but she's determined when it matters and adorable all the same.

 

[scorptatious]

Either way, that's really fucking weird.

Not quite as weird as you having a post from 2011 on this very page.

Oh geez you're right! 0-o

It feels weird seeing one of your old posts from well over a year ago suddenly come out of the blue.

 

[Laluune]

I'm married to Vincent Brooks. How unfortunate... he's an alcoholic and a cheater

 

[felbot]

I just played the journey demo so I guess I get the weird thing in a Burka? sounds fun.

 

[Chester Rabbit]

I'm married to Shepard? Well...that's probably an unfulfilling relationship due to me being a man and her not really flying that way.
Welp! We all know where this is goes. A year down the road I come home hear some slow romantic music playing in the house go upstairs to find her in bed with Liara. I purpose a threesome they both get mad and storm out because they aren't from JADE EMPIRE! >.<

 

[Auron225]

I'm married to... Ratchet o.o

Well then... I'm not sure if I'd prefer Clank or not.

EDIT: Oh ffs, damn Necro'd thread! -.-

 

[Jynthor]

I'm married to Death from Darksiders II.
Eh yeah, I don't see this ending well.