You have just been married...

[Gralian]

Same as the "you've just been attacked" thread, it's Darius Mason. Hm... Ehh. It could be worse. At least he's a fairly likable and cheerful 'everyman'. Besides, his computer SAM would be fun to talk to now and then.

Though i do suspect the house would come under constant attack from cultists, aliens and marauders and get blown up every other week, and then be re-forged a few minutes later. It might be funny the first couple of times, but i can see that getting annoying pretty damn fast...

"So, what's on the-" *BOOM* "FUCK'S SAKE WE HAVING BREAKFAST. SHOVE OFF."

 

[LaughingAtlas]

[sub]I don't think I've heard this one before... Give me a minute here[/sub]
An irish, (that is, red-haired) dark elf girl in oblivion. I honestly wouldn't know how it is, she doesn't spend much time in any of the three houses we own (nice neighborhood in Bruma, by the way) and when I last saw her she claimed to be the new Mad God. Her tendancy to fight bare-handed and unarmored until she's killed someone and stolen their gear until it breaks or she sells it is a little worrying, but carrying make-shift healing potions and restoration magic balances it out somewhat.
I'm off to the "two-face palace" in these "Shivering Isles" she keeps gushing about, let's hope she isn't on that green mote stuff again.

Incidentally, this makes two Elder scrolls posts in a row for me.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

I married the Subject Delta from BioShock 2. He's always chassing after youger girls.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Erm, what's the protagonist of Garry's Mod?

 

[SeriousIssues]

Duke Nukem?
Alright, fine, off to the kitchen I go.

 

[squballs1234]

....yippie? Darth Revan....what fun. Since i played as evil side i guess i get beat alot now...anyone got an energy shield handy?

 

[trophykiller]

Sam Fisher? Yay!- I mean, oh, no, um... you didn't hear that, did you?

 

[God's Clown]

FemShep? Hells to the yeah. Marriage is fantastic, she kicks ass, I shoot things, good times.

 

[Richter_Kleiss]

I marry Alice from Madness Returns... o.o Crazy skinny girl? Should have seen that coming. -.-

... probably pretty hilarious though.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Once again, I just started Resident Evil 5, sooo...Chris Redfield again.

Mmm, alright. Though he'd probably whine about Jill and zombies all the time.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Yah! i was just playing on my female character on fallout 3

 

[an874]

Cole Phelps from LA Noire, and me and the kids never get any screen time.

 

[VincentMm]

Well I've always liked to think that Tifa was actually the main character in FFVII, even if you play as Cloud.
So that makes me the happiest man alive!

 

[binvjoh]

Generic counter-terrorist operative from Counter Strike.

Hm, guess at least I get to say "breach and clear" during sex.

 

[kikon9]

Wait... I played coop in halo reach, so does that mean I get 2 noble 6's? Sounds nice.

 

[alx438]

The last game I played didn't really have a protagonist, but if it's the last character I played in the last game I played:

Well, I could do worse, but I suspect, what with the whole "Child Soldier" thing, that that face hides a whole lotta crazy. Presumably we'd be married in Demacia with full military fanfare, her family would be constantly trying to have me... disappeared, and I'd never actually see her because she'd be away killin' Noxians and such.

I'm married to my Saint's Row 2 character? He probably beats me.

He beats us all, and we love 'im for it. It'd be especially disturbing for me because, through no conscious effort on my part, he looks and dresses surprisingly like me.

(Can't tell if this is a double post, The Escapist is crapping up a bit)

Better be carefull about Garren. I hear he is real protective with her.

 

[SplicedUp068]

What's with all those "You (verb x) the last video game character you've played?" XD

OT:I'm married to paragon Sheppard. I could tap that.

It's like some great big ad-lib that somebody wrote a long time ago and we're just filling it in and let everyone else determine the results.

Also, I married my female Fallout New Vegas character... cool beans.

 

[smokeraven]

Irelia from League of Legends. It seems okay, but I don't trust that floating sword thing of hers

 

[Sammisaurus]

Nathan Hale from Resistance. He's alright, though I think he gave me some weird sort of infection...

 

[justnotcricket]

Darius 1 from Civ V... I'm guessing I'm not his only wife...