You have just been married...

[an annoyed writer]

I'm apparently married to Gaige, the mechromancer from Borderlands 2. I guess it worked out alright: she's really cute, I like girls, we both like robots... yeah, I won.

 

[hermes]

So, I am married to a elven maid from the Dragon Age universe.

It could definitely been worst. No complains here...

 

[OpticalJunction]

So I'm married to Guybrush Threepwood, awesome. Guy is like a monkey in bed.

 

[SoranMBane]

Pretty sure I posted in this one a long time ago. My answer then was Isaac Clarke, as I recall. Sadly, it's going to be Miles Kilo from Syndicate this time around. This is unfortunate because, now being the love interest of a protagonist in a Richard Morgan story, I am very likely to die to give them motivation or a tragic backstory, which is less than ideal for me. The sex will probably be pretty good while it lasts, though, so I suppose I should count my blessings.

 

[alphamalet]

I just married Captain Walker? Well this is going to be a ton of fun.

 

[kannibus]

Married to FemShep.

The marriage is okay I suppose, but I'm not too comfortable with all the celeb fanfare. Still, I do like the athletic type...

Although on further reflection she seems always seems to be talking about her ex, Harbinger I think the name is...

 

[MrCollins]

Matt Baker from Brothers in Arms. So I married what is probably now a 90 year old man?

Get your filthy hands of my husband.

 

[shrimpcel]

I am married to whatever the name of that scientist who's plugged into the Mothership is, from Homeworld. I think she'll get unplugged by the end of the campaign though, so it wouldn't be THAT bad.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Spencer "Deuce" Wyatt from Hunter: The Reckoning.

[sub]Shit.[/sub]

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I just married Rao and her two bouncy friends.

 

[Fappy]

Holy necro Batman!

OT: Turns out I am married to myself... or at least myself as the Commander of XCOM. I don't know how I feel about this.

 

[Clowndoe]

Holy necro Batman!

OT: Turns out I am married to myself... or at least myself as the Commander of XCOM. I don't know how I feel about this.

Don't worry, it's not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). It's masturbation.

I married a wizard from Magicka. The Heavy Metal one. We've been in-love ever since he middle-moused on me (that worked out great, fyi middle mouse charms an enemy). Obviously the marriage will end the day he F-S-S-S-E-Shift-Right-Click instead of F-Q-F-Q-E-Right-Click as a result of turning senile, exploding the house.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

I married the Arisen in Dragon's Dogma. But my Arisen is male. D: Off to the Metamorphosis Chamber, pal! >{

...Oh wait, that affects both of us...

Alternatively, I suppose it's a good thing they legalized gay marriage, right?

 

[Smolderin]

Last person I played was my character Lilith in Skyrim, so hot damn am I lucky! Gotta be careful though....she is part of the dark brotherhood.