You have just been married...

[MurderousToaster]

I am, apparently, now homosexual with Alex Mercer from Prototype. I think I am going to die.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I married Alice. I knew I would eventually land a crazy chick.

 

[Vault101]

to the protagonist of the last game you played. Who did you marry? How is married life?


Yes, I used the search bar.

ezio from assasins creed 2?......actually thats pretyy awsome! I mean he's good in bed and all (and looks 10x hotter with the beard)

 

[SoranMBane]

Isaac Clarke?

Spoiler: Space engineer goodness.

Do. Fucking. Want. He's one of the few video game characters that I legitimately have a crush on, so I would certainly be happy about this turn of events. I can even overlook the fact that he's like 27 years older than me.

Taken from the wikipedia page
"The game takes place in the year 2508"

Which means that really you're almost 500 years older than him. You cradle snatcher, you.

Erm... I was magically transported to the future via the power of true love? Yeah, let's go with that.

 

[ABLb0y]

Final Fantasy XIII... So I'm married to Vanille... SCORE!

 

[Ninjamedic]

Cammy from SSFIV. I believe I've won this thread.

 

[Gaderael]

So, I'm married to the 101st Airborne (Company of Heroes)? Man, I'm going to be sore...

 

[Snowy Rainbow]

CJ from San Andreas. I know he has other girlfriends, I've made him date them AND HE KEEPS GOING TO PRISON! When he's there, I don't leave the safety of Grove Street... thankfully he's only ever there for a few hours, despite massacring people.

Awww. *jealous*

Alex Mercer... A walking STD!

I will never look at that game the same again... XD

Dante from Devil May Cry 3
Hell yeah!

I hear he has a massive sword. Can you comment on that?

 

[Ghengis John]

The last game I played was Magic the Gathering Duels of the Planeswalkers. It has no protagonist. I am apparently in wedlock with quite an existential conundrum.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I could go gay for Ezio Auditore any day of the week.

EDIT:

ezio from assasins creed 2?......actually thats pretyy awsome! I mean he's good in bed and all (and looks 10x hotter with the beard)

Ehh, we're going to have a problem. Also I think my new "hubby" looks much better without a beard. When he first got that....thing, in Forli I was like "ehh, get it off get it off!" I've since grown used to it in Brotherhood though, but I don't like it.

 

[arc101]

I'm gay with Gordon Freeman, his beard tickles when we hug.

 

[Daveman]

... the Roman Empire? Mind you, they're into that.

Seriously I played like 12 hours of Rome yesterday.

 

[Iznat]

D: I married Deathwing!

It'd be fine if he didn't scorch all my good linen D:< AND burn the sausages. I'll have to make a real man out of him.


EDIT: I misread the OP.

I am married to Iznat, Warrior of Azeroth.
It's just me in plate armor, so I can't see much going on, but my linens will be impeccable, and my breakfast delicious.

 

[Kreett]

I was playing some Reach matchmaking...so I guess my Halo character?

It is going to be odd since I am not a homosexual, but at least he has customizable armor and a robot arm...

And you can switch it's gender with the click of a button!

 

[EternalFacepalm]

I've married my own Terraria-character? Why?!
That goes against all my principles. ALL OF THEM. :<

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Apparently, I'm gay with Noble Six.

... Huh...

Well... This is awkward. I saw him first!

 

[Brandon237]

Uhh... myself from Fallout NV?! I love my self Nothing changes really, and I don't have anyone extra in the house, and I can still have a girlfriend and be married to me right? This is confusing...

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm married to Mordecai from Borderlands. I like him because he's a sniper and all, but if I had to choose someone from Borderlands, I'd have chosen Lilith or Moxxie.

Boy, will my gf be disappointed. XD

 

[Sigma Van Lockheart]

I?m married to my character from fallout: NV. I think he plans to kill me and take my items before leaving my dead body in a funny pose.

 

[Wuggy]

I'm married to Cole Magrath (inFamous 2)

The marriage isn't working out, there just isn't the spark there used to be!!

Same thing here.

He flat out refuses to take baths with me!