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Dalek Caan

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Spoilers for Red Faction Armageddon.

I married the giant queen Alien at the end of red faction. Now I'm the step-father of thousands of murderous aliens. Besides lil' Jim. Jim just wants to read.
 

Archangel768

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Nov 9, 2010
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Whoever/whatever the protagonist of Rez is.

Just played it for the first time and have no idea if it/he/she has a name or what gender it may be. Married life is confusing as I still haven't worked out what my partner actually is what for what reason we would ever be married.

If that doesn't 'count' then Klonoa from Klonoa 2 Lunetea's Veil

Married life didn't last long as I'm more attracted to humans or something closer to humans. I'm also straight so the marriage ended pretty quickly.
 

Rachel317

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I married Alice from Return to Madness.
She seems like a nice enough girl, her sarcasm reminds me of me, but I think married life could be a bit of a struggle for a while seen as how she has a lot of issues she needs to work through. Believing herself to be at fault for the death of her family could cause tension in the relationship, and her blackouts in which she wanders through Wonderland could be quite frightening for both parties.

Then again, if I married her, I'd probably already know of these issues beforehand and we'd have found a way to work around them. In those circumstances, I think married life with her would be quite enjoyable.
 

Ambient

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Nov 19, 2009
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I was going to say Alice form Madness Returns, but I just remembered Madness Returns reminded me so much of Psychonauts that I started that game up.
So I'm married to Raz.

Oh god.
 

Gamer_152

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Mar 3, 2011
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Huh, I guess I'm married to the Lego version of me I was playing Lego Rock Band with. This is weird.
 

Elsarild

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Oct 26, 2009
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Ehh, I guess I'm married to my minecraft character? A chinese Stealth suit from fallout 3? disturbing...
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Mar 9, 2010
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Well I was last playing Brink as a member of Security. So I guess at least I don't have to worry about random rebels coming in and killing me. And I get some nice perks such as better rations. So its not too bad. He's not really the looker of the relationship though, I guess that would be me (never thought I'd say type that).
 

Crazycat690

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Aug 31, 2009
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Well last I played Worms 2... So what, I'm married to my team? Can we pretend they are all girl-worms? =)

Well what do you want? They're worms! I ate them.
 

pyxelfish

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Nov 4, 2009
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My character from Saints Row. I'm packing my bags and trying to find a way out of the city, since I don't know how long it will be before he gets bored and beats me to death with a crowbar...