You have just been married...

[Rockchimp69]

I was just playing halo: reach and my character is a female spartan
I also have my firefight voice set as Kat

I can imagine her grunt birthday party going off when we... you know ;D

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I'm married to Eliphas the Inheritor (DoW Dark Crusade)

.... I think I'll be sacrificed quickly to the chaos gods.... or I would become a powerful warrior for chaos.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm married to the Hero from Dragon Quest VI. Awkward... On the other hand...

Spoiler

...he is a prince.

 

[General Vagueness]

Noble 6
my Lt. 6 is male, so does that make me a widow or a widower?

 

[SuperShadowAce]

I was just playing Metroid Other M again to remind myself why it sucked. Although, being married to someone who looks like Samus but will do anything I say do to being a man and is eternally hot (Chozo DNA remember) Sweet.

 

[darthcendiarygrenade]

"The Protagonist" from Persona 4? I honestly don't know...

 

[Jak2364]

O_O So...my character in Fallout: New Vegas? Well....this is awkward. And the game i played before that was Streets of Rage 2...in which i played as Axel. Dammit, I knew i should've played That Resident Evil 4 mission with Ada in it!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Snake honey, would you get out of that box for a second please?

 

[Charli]

...Chell? (yes I haven't played much in a while)


Quiet I suppose, and pretty easy with that nifty portal gun.

Also a bit sexless because I not lesbian. OH WELL.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Oh, ************, my marriage isn't legal yet.

I don't even know the name of the protagonist of Rainbow Six Vegas. Logan something, right? Or maybe something Logan?

 

[Sunrider]

FemShep! YES! I win this thread!

 

[Volothos]

Uh, I was playing Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. Who's the main character for that?

 

[Klarinette]

This... is a little complicated. The last game I played was Empire Earth, so... I'm sort of lacking a protagonist. Before that, it was Mortal Kombat, so... Scorpion? I played as him, so I imagine that would have made me (Scorpion) the protagonist. How is married life? Um... scary. He's a violent, angry man-mutant. Sex is interesting -- "GET OVER HERE!"

 

[AngryMongoose]

The last game I played didn't really have a protagonist, but if it's the last character I played in the last game I played:

Well, I could do worse, but I suspect, what with the whole "Child Soldier" thing, that that face hides a whole lotta crazy. Presumably we'd be married in Demacia with full military fanfare, her family would be constantly trying to have me... disappeared, and I'd never actually see her because she'd be away killin' Noxians and such.

I'm married to my Saint's Row 2 character? He probably beats me.

He beats us all, and we love 'im for it. It'd be especially disturbing for me because, through no conscious effort on my part, he looks and dresses surprisingly like me.

(Can't tell if this is a double post, The Escapist is crapping up a bit)

 

[Grayjack]

Oh, ************, my marriage isn't legal yet.

I don't even know the name of the protagonist of Rainbow Six Vegas. Logan something, right? Or maybe something Logan?

Logan Keller. Last game I played was Rainbow Six Vegas 2. I am now married to a male Bishop.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Isaac Clarke? Hot but I probably only have a few hours to live, if that, before I die horribly.

Me:'Do you think it's a good idea to have our honyemoon on this mysterious space hotel on the edge of the known systems'
IC: 'Why yes dear what could possibly go wrong'

:|

 

[Pyramid Head]

The leader of the 3rd Street Saints, or in my case a hot redhead who charges into enemy strongholds with a light machine gun wearing nothing but a black fedora.

I think that relationship might work. We're both remorseless killers and are notoriously hard to kill. She's survived boat explosions, i'm basically impervious to weapons damage.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Alan Wake.


Could be worse. He's fairly wealthy, intelligent and good-looking.

Too bad his married life is usually pretty unfortunate hah. Big dark unexplainable forces, drinking, and more.

I'm married to my Mount&Blade: Warband character?

Fortunately for me it's a woman; not only that, she's an experienced warrior, trusted commander, talented swordswoman & a master of the bow.

In short, way too much woman for me. She probably married me to help secure her right to rule, and to gain control of my lands; which would make me a minor noble of some sort.

Our relationship consists of her going out to fight kingdoms and win wars, while I sit at home in my castle, reading books by candlelight, as well as maintaining communications with our other fiefs.

Whenever she's home, she ignores me or treats me with contempt, constantly wishing she'd married someone who was 'more of a man'.

I accept her coldness meekly, and conduct a series of shameful affairs on the side, consoling myself with the thought that she's probably doing the same while on the warpath.

It is an empty, lifeless, political marriage. So... not that great, I guess.

Wow, that was a tremendously developed answer.

On topic: I'm married to, ah, hell... Issac Clarke, Dead Space. I'm not homosexual, and he might try to plasma cut me to death. That's my arm you just shot off, Mister Clarke.

 

[historybuff]

Alice Liddel from Alice: Madness Returns


It's kind of a weird wedding but a completely insane honeymoon.

 

[DocBalance]

I'm married to...Poppy from League of Legends?

I'm good with this.