You have just jumped out of a building.....

[Roofstone]

Oh my godCATCHMECATCHMECATCHMECATCHME!!!

Or anything similar I suppose.

 

[Da Orky Man]

import_trampoline

Ah, Python, you so crazy.

 

[Pat8u]

"wait why am I falling"

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Saphira! GOD DAMN IT!

*I am here, little one*

... I think I love you. <3

Yes, many love us Shur'tugalar.

Atra gülai un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waíse skölir frá rauthr.

Hehe, sucks to be you now.

 

[Biosophilogical]

"Oh, the irony!"

Simply because I imagine it would not be ironic at all, and anyone who hears me will try and figure out what was ironic about my death (before dismissing it as misunderstanding irony).

 

[Grimh]

I would say "Hey, isn't that my luggage?"

Then I would fly away.

 

[madster11]

I HATE GRAVITY!

Yeah i can't believe it hasn't been said yet.

Also,
GOTTA AVOID THE NECK SPIKES

 

[Shoggoth2588]

GOOD THING I BROUGHT THIS PARACHUTE!

Cheater! With that in mind, I'd say something like "Dammit, I knew I forgot something!" or something similar (but that would be after having seen your chute open)

Other great final words would be something along the lines of,

"Oh wow! My Zine just put on High Speed Dirt by Mega..." ~~THUD
"Maybe I'll be alright if I just tuck and ro..."~~THUD, SMEAR
"Hey, I'm beating my loo..."~~SHATTER CRUNCH (hit a car that time)

 

[George Barrow]

"IF THEY BROUGHT BACK FIREFLY NONE OF THIS WOULD OF HAPPENED."
And that my friends is how you do it.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

I would just scream a random slur at the nearest person, so they'd get called something offensive and turn just in time to see me die.

Might as well ruin someone's day if I'm gonna be dying anyway.

 

[Battleaxx90]

"I hope I land on something I haaaaaaaate!"

 

[Jonluw]

I will concentrate on using my last seconds to summon an erection.
Then I will calmly say:

I shall perish now. It is time I joined with the earth.
Preferrably in the voice of Norio Wakamoto.

 

[Kranoes]

Superman,I require air support because I forgot I cannot fly...at all, now would be a good time


but knowing me...i'd try to sleep dying HURTS!

 

[Kranoes]

double post

-Derp-

 

[aaaaaDisregard]

iddqd-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!

 

[kommando367]

3 words: Feim Zii Gron.

As long as I hit the ground within 18 seconds, I'll be perfectly fine.

 

[Eventidal]

"Good thing I was on the first floor."

 

[karcentric]

I'm scared of heights, so I wouldn't be up there...

 

[MammothBlade]

"I'm flying!!-- oh wait, I don't know that spe-" *splat*

 

[greasedweasel]

"Save me Barry!"