you have just slapped your avatar!

[Vancleef]

Edwin VanCleef was removed from the Deadmines (after being killed so many times) so basically I slapped a dead man.

But now I have a sudden urge to wash my hand...

 

[Sub_par]

I go boom, but the fuse was lit anyway, so it was inevitable

 

[ThisIsFiveEighteen]

It would stop arguing, then promptly start again 9 minutes later.

 

[natster43]

I might cry because if I slapped myself while holding my mask and it broke, I would be so pissed and sad.

 

[Riff Moonraker]

I swing, everything goes into bullet time mode, Keanu punches me throw a wall and waves for me to try it again. At that point, I MIGHT consider trying to attack him with a spoon, hoping to confuse him....

 

[LornMind]

Hm. If I slap Hakumen, Nirvana will kill me. If I slap Nirvana, Hakumen will kill me. If I slap both of them, I'll be killed by both of them.

Fuck this, I ain't slapping either of them!

 

[Frankydee]

The argument would be pretty one sided I would imagine.

My old one with Matty Matt would probably end up with him throwing a hissy fit rage before he goes off to eat Doritos or he'd go cry in his room.... while eating Doritos.

 

[RejjeN]

I'd cry after realizing I slapped a cat...

 

[Spaghetti]

I regularly stab my avatar with a fork so a slap is probably the least of its worries, but I suppose it might give me food poisoning or indegestion if it was desperate.

 

[Konatacalypse]

I just slapped an Uruk-Hai. Fuck.

 

[XandNobody]

I just slapped Darkwing Duck?

Oh god, my hand, why is it bleeding... Oh god, why did I slap a ducks hard bill with an open palm... The pain...

...

*Faints from sight of blood*

 

[wolf92]

Static electrocutes me repeatedly for my foolishness

 

[Torrasque]

I die a horribly violent death ._.

 

[Futurenerd]

He's like "You just slapped me! Why did you slap me!?"

 

[Gitty101]

Depends on whether the other members of the party are there

If they are, she'll shrug it off to take the moral high ground.

If they're not, she has a massive two-handed sword... Maker forgive me!

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

One of two things would happen:

James: Ow!
Me: What's wrong?
James: ...You just slapped me.

Spoiler: Or...

He would smother me with a pillow.

 

[calchar]

i just slapped tulkas; im screwed. U CANT OUTRUN OR OUTFIGHT HIM! upside is hed laugh about it.

 

[pendragonown]

I've either been punched, thrown across the room or crushed by a gravity well. Not really the best thing I could have done..

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I just slapped Deadpool... Halp?

 

[CATB320]

An irritated "Hee-eeey" and maybe a glare.