"Aaaah Shi- ... sorry guys and girls. I'll try and fix it, just give me a second"
I then proceed to grab duct-tape, a sword, a gun, a knife, a parachute and a helicopter. My plan you ask? Well, it's simple; I get flown to a reasonable height, bail out before it destroys my helicopter, parachute down to reasonable spot and then climb my way to its face (then comes the stabbing, shooting and exploding in an attempt to blind it (because that way, it might at least miss the earth with its death laser)).