You have single handedly started the end of days, what do you say?

A velociraptor

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"This'll be fun." Then walk towards the camera while things are exploding behind me in slow motion while this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4fgGZEggxE starts playing behind me.
 

Biosophilogical

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"Aaaah Shi- ... sorry guys and girls. I'll try and fix it, just give me a second"

I then proceed to grab duct-tape, a sword, a gun, a knife, a parachute and a helicopter. My plan you ask? Well, it's simple; I get flown to a reasonable height, bail out before it destroys my helicopter, parachute down to reasonable spot and then climb my way to its face (then comes the stabbing, shooting and exploding in an attempt to blind it (because that way, it might at least miss the earth with its death laser)).
 

cannot_aim

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I would essentially just be Cartman from the south park episode with cthulu.

OT: I would say something like "time to kill all those jackasses from high school"
 

Creator002

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At the moment, I'm feeling a little pissed off, so if it happened right now: Good riddance.
Generally: Ah, shit. Time to gather my forces and annoy this thing long enough to get everyone to safety.

Hmm... posting made me feel better. Is this normal? :/