You have single handedly started the end of days, what do you say?

[Polaris19]

Ops.

I swear I didn't mean to do that!

 

[steeple]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffcrap...

 

[Wintermoot]

"I accidental the world"

 

[Dethpixie]

"Sorry bro."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

damn I shoulda listened to the voice in my head that was telling me to stay inside and watch porn

 

[HardkorSB]

To quote Shaggy:
"It wasn't me."

 

[AaronDemoncia]

'awwww shit. >.<'

 

[TheRealCJ]

"Mwahahaha *cough*"

 

[Billska]

"It seemed like a good idea at the time! Honest!"

 

[Diablo2000]

"So Long and thanks for all the fish"

Then ride on a back of a flying dolphin out of the Earth... And die because humans can't breath on outer space.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

"Well,that was a stupid idea..."

 

[magma]

"..."
Because if I'm going to cause an apocalypse, I want it to be interesting enough to not be delivered by a random monster like in the original post.

 

[aaronobst]

 

[PinochetIsMyBro]

I don't have time to justify myself to your viewers, I have a galaxy to save... excuse me.

Then I go dancing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFwxWRzw-Zg

 

[Devious Boomer]

"Hmm...this shotgun isn't going to fire itself, you know."
Then I go to Town Hall station in the CBD, with the trusty Silver Pigeon slung over my shoulder and several boxes of #4 shot then settle down for a ridiculously overpriced coffee.

Also, to the giggly girls that seem to be everywhere:
"If you've got something to say, you should damn well spit it out now."

 

[jacobschndr]

TA-DAA!!!

 

[CaptQuakers]

my bad .....

 

[ChocoFace]

point at nearest object and say "He did it!", then run away.
Either that or the ever-popular "Oops."

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Well, shit."


*Pump Laser shotgun and get inside his Hovercraft while blasting: