You have some falling to do

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You wake up one morning, get out of bed, walk out the door, and then fall out into the sky. You are thousands of feet in the air, about to fall to your death. You have no idea what is going on, how you got here, or why. But there is no turning back, your falling. Now with only moments before slamming into the ground, what are your last thoughts.
 
JRCB

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"I wonder how fast I can go. And what tricks I can do. FOR SCIENCE."

And then proceed to remove my clothing and aim for the place I can see with the most amount of people. Hopefully I can hit a parked car.
 
Steppin Razor

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'The hell did this happen? Ah stuff it, hopefully I land on some Scientology nutter and royally fuck up their day'
 
Eren Murtaugh

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"I suppose I can make some form of psychological comment about how we are all constantly falling into the-"
and shatter goes my rib cage and spine.
 
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JRCB said:
"I wonder how fast I can go. And what tricks I can do. FOR SCIENCE."

And then proceed to remove my clothing and aim for the place I can see with the most amount of people. Hopefully I can hit a parked car.
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That idea sounds awesome. I would probably do this, after my brief moment of panic. Then, while falling, seeing as I have nothing better to do, and if I don't succeed, it cannot possibly make my situation worse, I try to simultaneously alter the fabric of reality, and trranscend to a state of existence beyond my physical form. If either works, I don't die, if neither work, it isn't like I lost anything by trying.
 
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