You have some falling to do

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Dango

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Start singing this:


In fact I would start singing that in any scenario where I'm about to die.
 

Flig

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"How did the sky get in my yard?"


Or something along the lines of

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
 

SimuLord

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Hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell.
(edit: ninja'd by mere SECONDS! Removing double link of Lemon Demon vid.)
 

Theninja'skatana

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Wtf Why leave a flying House?????(No that's my thought not a opinion).
Or Curse profusly at passerby.
The nude option does sound fun though!
 

garlicncow

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SimuLord said:
Hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell.
(edit: ninja'd by mere SECONDS! Removing double link of Lemon Demon vid.)
at least we had some hivemind going right?
 

JRCB

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Furburt said:
JRCB said:
And then proceed to remove my clothing and aim for the place I can see with the most amount of people. Hopefully I can hit a parked car.
Who knows? You might just be Jason Statham.

*Video Snip*

OP: I would urinate. Profusely.
If I was, I'd hope everyone we be like "oh Gods that man is injured! We need to help him!" and not be like "Why did a naked man fall from the sky and bounce off that car?"
 

Fawcks

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I'd be very sad I'd not get to see the women I love again in life.

My last thoughts would be of her, yup.
 

Ophiuchus

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"Oh. Okay. This is happening, is it? *sigh* Right."

...which, incidentally, is my response to any unexpected-and-slightly-tedious event that happens in my life.
 

Beffudled Sheep

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I would decide to stop falling down and instead start to fall up for that would be much more interesting then I grab my magic guitar/drum set/synthsizer and start playing this song.
For I would rather be conversing with the stars than going splat on some sunbathing old lady.
 

crudus

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Try to figure out exactly how I need to land so that my will is spelled out in my blood.

but that is only because my first answer was taken >.<

garlicncow said:
am i the only one who listens to lemon demon?
I was actually looking up that song as soon as I saw this topic. I actually thought it was advertising this some.

soilent said:
"Oh no, Not again..."
 

WolfEdge

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Knowing that there is no turning back, I sigh. I know what must now be done.

I rip my shirt off, ball my right hand into a fist, and pull my elbow back as far as it'll go.

And then I shout, "FALCOOOOOOOON... PAONCH!"

That's right. I'd falcon punch the world.
You guys are going down with me.
 

GodofDisaster

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There is one thought that would cross my mind, as I'm falling.

"If there is an after life and I happen to end up there, I need to remind my self to beat the living shit out of Newton."

That or.

"Dammit looks like this is the end for me. Might as well say my final words, something cool and badass. Come on think, think, think, think. (Sees the ground inches away from face) fuck, too late." (Splat)