You have some falling to do

[Burck]

"I can survive as long as I hit water"
Videogame physics can't be argued with.

Well up to about 2 stories you can (as it is not enough height to reach terminal velocity), as long as the pool is at least 3 stories deep.


I may as well join in.

"I cast Levitate!" roll 2 d20s.

Real men grapel hook into the ground.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

I would decide to stop falling down and instead start to fall up for that would be much more interesting then I grab my magic guitar/drum set/synthsizer and start playing this song.
For I would rather be conversing with the stars than going splat on some sunbathing old lady.

I think suffocation/hypothermia is a poor alternative to instant death.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

I remember my training.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/aviation/safety/4344036

 

[Kurokami]

You wake up one morning, get out of bed, walk out the door, and then fall out into the sky. You are thousands of feet in the air, about to fall to your death. You have no idea what is going on, how you got here, or why. But there is no turning back, your falling. Now with only moments before slamming into the ground, what are your last thoughts.

"I wonder how high that wa-"

 

[captaincabbage]

Start singing this.

Better yet, this.


OT: I would just pretty much sing this entire song to myself and hope for a squid XD

EDIT: damnit! ninja'd by garlicncow. XD

 

[captaincabbage]

"At least I died the way I lived!"

rocketing through clouds at terminal velocity. Truer words were never said.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I'd panic, crap my pants, and die.

Not necesarilly in that order.

 

[VicunaBlue]

I knew I shouldn't have pissed off that blimp salesman...

 

[Aerodynamic]

"....eff."

 

[ffxfriek]

QUICK CHECK THE TOTEM!

*cookie for reference!

 

[Atmos Duality]

If there isn't a reference to the "HELLO GROUND!" line somewhere in this thread, then the internet failed to be predictable for just one day.
EDIT: Oh. Well the Petunias got brought up. Same intent, or at least referencing the same book.

Ahem, my last thoughts?
Something dignified...

"WINGS! WINGS! DAMMIT! I NEED WINGS NOW! SUNNUVA-!"

 

[Criquefreak]

What do you know, there is a God, who else would do something so absurd as this (aside from gamers and maybe politicians with a great cover story).

I wonder if I have enough time to puzzle out whether this is God's love taking me from a world of suffering or his wrath for all the blasphemy over all the years.

Too bad there isn't someone else going down, could try playing twenty questions or toss bad jokes back and forth.

...

Alright, this is just obscenely boring, couldn't they have placed me at a lower range that would still be deadly? Hmm, maybe it's some bizarre thought experiment to examine my thinking, let's see if I can make them suffer by having to witness my thoughts.

Horrors of the internet that no one should ever have to see...

 

[Free Thinker]

"Damn you Blizzard! You taught Bobby Kotick the arcane magics of the Kirin Tor!"

 

[Mr. Gency]

Ahem.

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Any other answer is wrong.

Aw, someone beat me to it...

 

[Mr. Gency]

QUICK CHECK THE TOTEM!

*cookie for reference!

Inception.

Cookie, please.

 

[Paulie92]

Miss the ground

 

[Talshere]

Id probably just assume it was a dream and continue to act like it

 

[GenericAmerican]

Well..this is gunna suck

 

[Kogitsune]

"I can see my house from here!"

 

[Doctor What]

I'm falling to the ground to my death. If any number of religions are correct, then I will soon be floating back up to my afterlife. Either way I am terrified of heights. This is just terrible all around.

Or, I would open up my robe and glide to the ground a la Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle.