You have the world to yourself...

Evil Moo

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Enjoy the quiet.
Revel in the lack of responsibility or judgement.
Mope about for a bit.
Befriend the local cat population (assuming animals are still around).
Start an ambitious programming project of some sort.
Break some stuff in increasingly elaborate ways.
Learn everything I can.
Find places to stand, looking dramatic.
Slip into depression.
Gradually lose my sanity.
Die, probably falling from somewhere I was standing around looking dramatic.
 

OctoH

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Get a bunch of guns. Shoot stuff. Play video games. Drink a lot. Probably travel with the vain hope that I am in fact not the only one left, and then repeat the process when I am done.
 

Paksenarrion

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I'd gather up all the books I ever wanted to read and-

Twilight_guy said:
1. Stack books
2. Talk about how there is time enough at last to read them all
3. break glasses
4. Say "no, that's not fair"
5. Closing monologue
6. ???
7. SUICIDE!

Note, steps 6 and 7 are optional.
...goddamn it, ninja!

I'd...uh...I guess I'd sing "Mad World" outloud as I walked through the streets alone...either that or "Viva La Vida".
 

Naepa34

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Two words: minecraft IRL
In all seriousness though, I'd probably think it was fun after getting over losing everyone I knew. I mean, I'd definitely go insane and talk to myself or made up people endlessly, but I probably woundnt have a total mental shutdown and off myself. I'd really just want to do a few things. Mainly,
1. Learn to become self-sustainable. Food goes bad, no getting around that.
2. Build some kind of fort.
3. Probably at some point go on a destructive rampage.
4. Explore.
5. Learn parkour. No one's around to tell me to get off that.
6. The last thing is something that one of my teachers said he'd do when asked the exact same question: Record the knowledge of man in something permanent, like carved into a mountain. At some point, you're going to die, and all major signs of humanity will eventually disappear. In the off chance that a sentient alien race ends up finding earth, there will be something to knwo that we were here and we figured at least some stuff out.
 

KingmanHighborn

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Go get a gas genarator because electricity is going to go down after a few weeks, or if I can find solar panels then grab those as well. Also would have to try farming and raising livestock. Really wouldn't do to much gaming, but I would have plenty of D&D books. Could see if I could get into a radio station and send out a signal in hopes that intelligent life finds me, failing that, I'd have to rather I like it or not, find a way to create a new human race or create a new race of humanoids...which would mean a hell of a lot of studying, trial and error, and probably die before I see any fruits of my labor. Honestly if I could tweak this, a bit, being the last 'male' on Earth would be alright. No offense to anyone. Or at least have one woman left my age.
 

MurderousToaster

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Do lots and lots of things.

Loot shops, steal things and generally go quite mental.

I'd also journal my slow descent into insanity in case anyone or anything ever finds it.
 

Kortney

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The worst bit would be the survival. After a while there would be no electricity, no water and no fresh food. But I think I'd get by. It would be kind of fun for a while.

I'd get lots of weapons. I'd drive lots of cars and I'd collect lots of things.
 

Aur0ra145

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Me?

Acquire a plane (it's not stealing b/c it's well sorta mine, I am the last person on earth.) Fly to military base, stock up on cool weapons.

Fly to coast with weapons (By this point hopefully I've figured out how to fly and fuel a C-5 or something.) Acquire sail boat. Go sailing.

Next, time for a big game hunt in Canada.

Travel to London. Take crown jewels, glue them to my toothbrush (hey, I can do whatever I like.)

Off to Japan. Look to see if they have made any *working* gundams.

Finally, back to America, to NASA.

Start learning a shit ton about space travel, this planet is a drag. I'm gonna take a dog with me and fly off into space. Oh yeah, with the largest freaking nuclear fireworks show to give the planet a good send off.

Find aliens. Tell them I am God. Rule their planets and stuff.

??????

Interstellar deity.
 

Blondi3

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Be extremely upset. I'd get hit by a massive wave of grief first. Losing everyone I care about without even a chance to say goodbye will be devastating. Then I'll just get drunk, play single player games, read everything I've always wanted to but never had a chance to. Maybe travel to places I've always wanted to see. Then when I run out of things to take my mind off the depression I'll be consumed by it and kill myself.
 

SodaDew

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firt, turn on music in every house to push out the silence...

after a long list of crazy shenanigans involving pain I would masturbate in the strangest place (middle of a highway type places)
 

Cazza

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For everyone worried about the internet and power going down. I suggest you stock pile porn and print it. So if/when the power and internet goes down you don't need it anymore.