You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[Vakz]

"Well.. this sucks.."

 

[Lewieroo0]

my thoughts "It was a bloody Diclonius wasn't It?! LUCY!!"

 

[GLo Jones]

I will never have another orgasm.

 

[LandoCristo]

"Why the hell did I sign up for that 'real life' Mortal K.." *le dies*

 

[Csae]

"Wonder if i got enough time for a quick wank."

 

[Engarde]

Its just a flesh wound!

Or more realistically, OH GOD MY BODY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH--G----

 

[Rayne870]

If only I still had my vocal chords and lungs so I could yell "Fuuuuuuuuu"

 

[Teixas]

got to wash my neck

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Wow that guys got the same shoes on as...wait a min-!

Another saturday night and I ain't got no body?..

haha good one

 

[Rinji]

Well... that's it!

 

[V8 Ninja]

I think I would be too distracted by the searing pain of being decapitated to make any thoughts not relating to how much my head hurts.

 

[MattRooney06]

"i've been bismirched...THIS BISMERCHMENT SHALL NOT STAND!!!"
then i would try and roll over and bite their ankles

Cookie for reference on the qoute

 

[Xanian]

...well this is not so perfect.

 

[Drazeric]

they told me it was sharp...i didnt lissss*die*

 

[Funkysandwich]

"My neck hurts"

 

[monkey_man]

I wish the Futurama headsaving things were in sale today..hurk...

 

[babinro]

A quick prayer for the forgiveness of my sins and hope for the best in the afterlife.

Also, "Did I leave the coffee maker on?"

 

[theriddlen]

"Gross, there's blood all over the floor! Ewww!"