You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[binvjoh]

I'd pray that someone quickly lifts me up and lets me lick my elbow.

 

[Your Nightmare]

Did you get this idea from watching Severance by any chance?

 

[Sepphyre]

"I'm beside myself!"

 

[pearcinator]

'my nose is itchy but i cant scratch it! KILL ME NOW!!!'

 

[Atheist.]

I saw this was coming. Fuck society!!!

Or... I hope my dead brethren enjoy my company for the next few seconds. Then attempt to apologize for my lack of command.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

"It's hard to take me at face value."

or

"I stopped while I was ahead."

 

[harvz]

my thoughts would be along the line of:
-"aw damn, didnt get to play diablo 3...probably wouldn't happen anyway"
or
-"at least i dont have to put up with paying bills anymore"

 

[Azrael the Cat]

Nanananana Nananananana Nanananana Nananana Nananananananana She's Got The Look!

 

[Goremocker]

Oh damn... Now I'll never get to the prom...

 

[Inuprince]

"I'll kill you for this!!! Somehow ... " dead - seriously I don't know what the afterlife will be like since we cannot know that - but if there's a chance to come back - as a ghost, demon, etc. I'm so taking revenge for myself!

 

[rokkolpo]

Fucking *****!

 

[Spawny0908]

I'd say my prayers, ask for forgiveness for anything bad I may have done, and then thought about my family. I'm obviously going to die I might as well try my best to go as peacefully as possible.

 

[MrShowerHead]

"DAMN YOU PAVLOV!"

Yes, I'm that original

 

[GrumpyPirate]

"What the Hell?! I was using that!"

 

[moretimethansense]

"Huh? Well that's a *****."

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

"Oh no, not again!"

Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why I thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

 

[Seraniel]

*in my mind* what the frag. THAT HURTS!. *in my mind*