You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[Athol]

Well f**k, this blo...

 

[SkyeNeko]

Spoiler: what do you think im gonna say?!?!

 

[Garfeild14]

"Praise Jashin!" Then my body would kick the guys ass and pick me up to get me sewed back on.

 

[Ironman126]

Just one. "What the FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!"

 

[La Barata]

OOH, WHAT'D YOU SAAA-AAY, OOH THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELLL, WELL OF COURSE YOU DID OOH WHAT'D YOU SAAAAY, MMM BECAUSE IT'S ALL FOR THE BEEEEEST, BECAUSE IT I-

 

[TornadoADV]

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen!"

Also, a long 11 seconds it takes your brain to run out of functional level of O2 and blood pressure.

 

[jengaman]

I'm too old for this shit

 

[MasterChief892039]

I use my psychic abilities to toss my own brain into the open brain-jar of a nearby tank, thus keeping it alive. Unfortunately the jar is already occupied by a meat-obsessed psychopath and inhabiting the same jar causes our minds to merge. Being a positive person I use it as an opportunity to defeat the mental apparitions of my estranged father, thus solving my (and by extension, the psychopath's) daddy issues.

 

[Megaboom]

Dude, this is just like Team Fortress 2.

 

[Soviet Steve]

"There can only be one".

 

[joshthor]

"hmmm... he must have misse0HMYGODMYBODYISGONE!!!"

 

[Zyphonee]

Most likely, a The Smiths song.

 

[PixelKing]

You can't kill me! *dead*
I love you m- *dead*
Now i see you. Now i don't (Win)

 

[RivFader86]

"ouch i hit my head on the floor i hope it won't bruise"

 

[automatron]

FUCKIN' OW!

 

[Chewster]

The first time I heard this was true was the only time that my stomach turned just from spoken words. Probably the worst fate anyone could ever receive.

My last thoughts: "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

 

[Laurie Barnes]

"I shoulda ducked."

 

[Avarith]

Just smile, and remember that I am immortal and my head will grow back... Yeah it grows back. =)

 

[One of Many]

It looks like I got....the axe!