drag body outside and leave it in my most overgrown flower bed, bleach the hell out of my kitchen, wait until nightfall, put body in a rubbish bag, pour remaining bleach into rubbish bag,wash hands, don gloves, grab spade, take body over the wall into the land my neighbour owns and bury the body underneath his winter firewood stock, go home, bleach the hell out of spade, bleach the hell out of gloves, consider bleaching hell out of hands but decide that probably isn't safe, leave gloves out to dry, return spade to shed, turn over soil in overgrown flower bed, go upstairs, go to bed.