You know Video Games have ruined you when...

[Cherry Cola]

You're watching Death Wish and you have a moment of bewilderment when Charles Bronson guns down three thugs without looting their corpses for ammo.

 

[MrJKapowey]

...you're unable to watch Blackhawk Down without exclaiming 'Just get another Gunship killstreak'!

 

[SwimmingRock]

You've spent so much time playing MMOs you don't recognize when a stranger needs help, because there's no green exclamation mark above their head.

 

[manythings]

You're watching Death Wish and you have a moment of bewilderment when Charles Bronson guns down three thugs without looting their corpses for ammo.

I read that as Death Note. That would've been a crazy anime.

OT: When you see WWII film footage and think he was an idiot for picking the Garand when the Thompson is better for trench clearing.

 

[chetoos]

You watch Star Wars and think "This seems a lot like Mass Effect"

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

When you are sat in a physics exam and you are reading all the questions in GLaDOS's voice.

 

[Araksardet]

When you're sitting in class and think you should take a stone pickaxe and make a 1x2 door in the wall closer to where you're sitting.

 

[chronicfc]

During a hallucination brought on by fever you picture yourself in a Gears of War setting, taking cover behind a chest high wall... this actually happened to me.

 

[unicron44]

You watch a mob movie and think it's a lot similar to GTA.

 

[LobsterFeng]

When you walk into a dark room and have an urge to place a torch.

 

[Dingo John]

Work out and get surprised there's no bar to tell you how well you're doing.

 

[EHKOS]

When you look outside at the tall grass you're supposed to mow and think you need to go out and punch it for seeds.

 

[Scarim Coral]

You enter a strange house and break all the pottery and expect to find some gems inside it.

And

During a coversation when it is your turn to say something to a decision you're expect some floating texts to appear with three options.

 

[Arctarus'sCookie]

you see someone you hate and realize you can't turn invisible, backstab then, and disguise yourself as them with "Your Eternal Reward".

 

[Legendeer]

You never eat calamari again.....

 

[Tartarga]

When your in a movie theater watching the previews and you think "Man I wish I could skip this boring cutscene."

Lishis, what have you done?

 

[Vault Girl]

When you walk in to a pharmacy and can't help shout "PILLZ HERE!!!"

 

[Armored Prayer]

When you fell the need to mount over every chest high wall you see.

 

[ryanthemadman]

you dont know what choice to choose so you go to save and discover that you cant do that in real life. DAMN YOU FALLOUT 3!

 

[HHammond]

When you go for a walk and see a house and think "cool! I wonder if there are any caps in there."