You know you play too many video games when...
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You know your playing too much Condemned Criminals when you start collecting dead birds.
You know you play too much Metal Gear when you think the best hiding place is under a large cardboard box.
You know you play too much Fatal Frame when the only weapon you bring into battle is a camera.
You know you've played too much Silent Hill when any and all fog makes you scared to death.
You know you play too much Zelda when you start smashing pots looking for money.
You know you play too much Smash Bros Brawl when you start tying to double jump to reach higher ledges.
You know you play too much Bioshock when you start kidnapping little girls in hope of "adam".
That's all I got right now.
You know you play too much Metal Gear when you think the best hiding place is under a large cardboard box.
You know you play too much Fatal Frame when the only weapon you bring into battle is a camera.
You know you've played too much Silent Hill when any and all fog makes you scared to death.
You know you play too much Zelda when you start smashing pots looking for money.
You know you play too much Smash Bros Brawl when you start tying to double jump to reach higher ledges.
You know you play too much Bioshock when you start kidnapping little girls in hope of "adam".
That's all I got right now.
You know you've played too much Oblivion when you don't think twice about stupidly dangerous risks, believing you can just reload from your last save if you die.
You know you play too much Minecraft when you see a skyscraper and say "God, who had the time to mine all the stone for that?!"
True story, actually.
True story, actually.
A little extreme maybe, but perhaps it's understandable? Was the previous girlfriend against your gaming? Sometimes we can have more of a connection with people who understand and support our hobbies, interests and things that make us happy!Lula21 said:
lol, I call Jameson's Irish Whiskey my Elixir.Aylaine said:
You know you play too much Pokemon (or any game really) when you think you hear the music playing, when the game is off?
I've had entire weeks where Elite 4 battle music played in my head on an endless loop ._.
You know you play too much Halo when you think you can smack someone in the back of the head for an instant kill.
You know you play too much Minecraft when:
@You refuse to go out at night
@You try cutting down trees with your bare hands
@You punch chickens/cows/sheep/pigs to death in the hopes of getting feathers/wool/leather/porkchops.
@You wonder what kind of drop you would get from your douchebag roomie.
@You arrrange minerals into patterns in the hopes of getting your hands on a real diamond pickaxe.
@You believe you can punch through solid stone.
@You refuse to go out at night
@You try cutting down trees with your bare hands
@You punch chickens/cows/sheep/pigs to death in the hopes of getting feathers/wool/leather/porkchops.
@You wonder what kind of drop you would get from your douchebag roomie.
@You arrrange minerals into patterns in the hopes of getting your hands on a real diamond pickaxe.
@You believe you can punch through solid stone.
Embarrassingly enough, I have been known to do this... particularly after getting all my housework done, or completing something I've been meaning to do for a while, it gets a little hummed version of the victory fanfare...scorptatious said:
I'm going to add though, that you definitely know you've played too much Final Fantasy when you find yourself adding ellipsis and over-punctuating everything you write...
A bit like this post...
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- You know you play too many WRPGs when you spend well over ten hours on just the create a character screen.
- You know you play too many JRPGs when you have replayed the same JRPGs more than twice (twenty four in one case)
- You know you play too many Halo 2 when you have learned the extremely obscure OHK points for the shotgun to compensate for its horrid accuracy.
- You know you play too many video games when you wish for a Save/Load feature in Real Life
- You know you play too many video games when you play a game on your PC while watching a hockey game/television show.
- You know you play too many video games when you have dedicated nearly three days to one game, doing little else.
- You know you play too many video games when you wish the gaming worlds existed because it would make the world more interesting.
- You know you play too many video games when you play Victory Fanfare when something good happens in your life.
- You know you play too many video games when you have a victory dance/pose.
- You know you play too many JRPGs when you have replayed the same JRPGs more than twice (twenty four in one case)
- You know you play too many Halo 2 when you have learned the extremely obscure OHK points for the shotgun to compensate for its horrid accuracy.
- You know you play too many video games when you wish for a Save/Load feature in Real Life
- You know you play too many video games when you play a game on your PC while watching a hockey game/television show.
- You know you play too many video games when you have dedicated nearly three days to one game, doing little else.
- You know you play too many video games when you wish the gaming worlds existed because it would make the world more interesting.
- You know you play too many video games when you play Victory Fanfare when something good happens in your life.
- You know you play too many video games when you have a victory dance/pose.
You know you play too much Call Of Duty when someone throws you a ball, you see a grenade indicator
Or when your husband waits to be told he can come to bed because you have Reapers to stop...MiracleOfSound said:
Ringtone - Gateway To Destiny, Eternal DarknessAmayaOnnaOtaku said:
Message tone - Dancing with Domz, Beyond Good And Evil.......................
When you spend the time that you aren't gaming on gaming sites checking to see what games are coming out.
*is also guilty of this, yet with both anime and video games*Jenova65 said:
Currently - Romeo x Juliet wallpaper, although I frequently shuffle in FFX, FFX-2 and Mass Effect
Ringtone - Shion scream from Higurashi (when I have a phone. I want to horrify people at random!)
Give it 2 weeksRarhnor said:
Ripping your own testicles off comes very shortly after
Then the game may allow you to finish the song
Good luck buddy, you'll need it