'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes

[chuckman1]

You yell Triangle Triangle Square Circle X L1 L1 down up expecting a free plane to spawn

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

You know you've played too many video games when:
- you have audial hallucinations of the x-box achievement sound and wonder what you accomplished.

I swear to god this happens to me every once and a while! It is so damn weird, I'll be sitting in class and then BEEP-DOOP!

 

[Bdub87]

You know you play too many video games when you make and enjoy jokes about playing too many video games.

 

[SadisticSquirl]

You know you play to many video games when traveling somewhere pisses you off because takes more time than a load screen... no hearth and no fast travel, friggin reality

 

[tthor]

You know you play too many video games when you kill a deer and begin searching through it's intestines for loot.

I found a quarter! =D

 

[Aedwynn]

You know you play too many video games when you walk up to random people and just say 'Rumours'.

You know you play too many video games when you realise that you can't find a girl attractive unless she carries a staff and knows first aid.

You know you play too many video games when you attempt to pick up absolutely every small item you find and carry it around with you forever, hoping it could come in handy.

(Bear with me, I have about a million of these)

You know you play too many video games when you start complaining that your workplace's fire evacuation drill displays elements of linear level design.

You know you play too many video games when visiting someone's house, you spend some time musing over where you would put the gun turrets...

You know you play too many video games when instead of ordering drinks, you ask bar staff if they know of any work, and then get disappointed when they hand you an application form.

Ok, I'd better stop... OK, one more.

You know you play too many video games when faced with a challenging situation you find yourself wondering what Gordon Freeman would do...

 

[Sporky111]

You play too many videogames when:
- you get in a car accident and say "It isn't my fault, the physics suck."
- You always expect someone to attack you when you open a door.
- You keep a radio at all times and freak out when you hear static.

 

[Dorian]

You know you play too many video games when you go for a walk at night and suddenly find yourself looking for you invisibility gem.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

You know you've been playing to much video games when you open a locked door with a key you then expect the key to disappear.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Isn't that from Zero Punctuation?

 

[Clashero]

When you have sex with a hooker, then kill her to get your money back.

When specific drum beats make you want to attack everything on sight (think pon-pon-pata-PON)

When you tell your son that he must kill bunnies and bring you the heads if he wants to level up.

 

[Fenring]

...when you turn on the radio and expect to hear about how "two dogs just ain't enough."

 

[Mr. Moose]

You win a fight with someone and you swear you can hear "Your health is low."

Do you have any potions?
Or food?

 

[Demonjazz]

oh heres something funny from force unleashed im like always in my sith robes and they just noticed when the guy is a jedi when he force chokes the guy hes wearing sith robes people or in no more heroes i crash all the time and i havent broken a bone and broken alot of trees and other stuff not arrested and a cant crush a bench its kinda funny

 

[Klagermeister]

You know you play too many video games when...

-You know the correct response to "Nothing is true..."
-The words "Hey! Listen!" drive you insane.
-The words "Would you kindly" drive you insane.
-You say "By the Nine!" as an expletive.
-You think crouching will make you undetectable.
-You have a strange urge to shoot crying girls.
-You think you can jump off of high buildings and land safely in a pile of hay.
-You own a replica of anything game-related.
-You learned to type from MMORPG's.
-You're more worried about breaking your finger than breaking your leg.

 

[DoW Lowen]

You know you play too many video games when you teabag a person lying on the floor.

 

[ninjapuma42]

You know you play too many video games when you get looked at and look for the gold eclamation point

 

[1337mokro]

You know you play too many video games when you show up naked on a business appointment because you couldn't find your outfit customization icon.

 

[Hoppetussa]

You know you've played too many video games when:
- you have audial hallucinations of the x-box achievement sound and wonder what you accomplished.

I swear to god this happens to me every once and a while! It is so damn weird, I'll be sitting in class and then BEEP-DOOP!

It happens to me too. It's freaking scary!

 

[Gormers1]

You know you've played too many video games when:
- you have audial hallucinations of the x-box achievement sound and wonder what you accomplished.

I swear to god this happens to me every once and a while! It is so damn weird, I'll be sitting in class and then BEEP-DOOP!

It happens to me too. It's freaking scary!

One time I did well on a test or something like that, I imagined the sound that comes when your character in the sims 2 accomplishes a personal goal.