'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes

[MMMATT]

You know you've played too many video games when you graduate high school and expect 100 gamerpoints instead of a diploma.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

When you ask your boss to load a new map and turn on friendly fire.

That was so worth reading two pages of "meh".

 

[War Penguin]

You know you play too many video games when you're prepared for the zombie invasion.

 

[luna_moth]

You know you play too many video games when you go outside and find that it's June.

You know you play too many video games when you expect it to autosave whenever you walk outside.

 

[Rigs83]

You know you play too many videogames when you hear something behind ya while walking in the street and try to hit the L3 or R3 button to look back.
I actually did that one night after I first got GTA 3.

 

[xxnightlawxx]

Uh 4th episode of Mental. Thats wierd shit man.

 

[Lyiat]

You know you play to much video games when your term paper is in 1337 speak.

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Psh, when its in Binary.

01000100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111

I dislike you intensely.

 

[Bat Vader]

You know you play too many videogames when you think flowers will give you the ability to shoot fireballs.

 

[Christemo]

you know you play too many videogames when...

you raise a sword above your head, making it flash in the sunlight, then you hit someone with it and except them to fly away Team Rocket style.

you say "burn him" and begin hitting a bully.

you think your collection of latex weapons are a bunch of 1337 epix.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

You know you play too many videogames when a trip to the beach becomes a search for the Triforce of Courage.

 

[Obsessive_Monkey]

You know you've played too many video games when you constantly poke someone expecting there dialogue to change to something random and funny

 

[mr rofl]

You know you play to much video games when your term paper is in 1337 speak.

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Psh, when its in Binary.

01000100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111

I dislike you intensely.

01101100 01101111 01101100

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

sounds like a strange tech-head way of copying the "... you might be a redneck" jokes.
Anyways mine is "You know you play too many video games when you threaten your military uncle with an imaginary quantum deconstructer". Something I actually did in a sleepless stupor.

 

[elilupe]

you know you play too many videogames when someone asks you a question and you dont say anything because your looking for the dialogue box.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

You know you play too many games when you go into a shop, buy a mars bar, hold it up in the air and go "da da da daaaaaa"

...or when you rush into an ER, see a gunshot victim and attempt to heal them by getting them to eat the mars bar you purchased earlier.

 

[DJ Lord Destructocon]

You know you play too many videogames when you think you'll get to redo that failed test 30 times if you write The Konami Code for your name

 

[thejackyl]

Afk, Tornado