'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes

[tthor]

when videogamers take videogame concepts too literal
(get creative, ppl :] )

for example...
"You know you play too many videogames when you dont fear dieing, cause you know you'll just respawn at your house"

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

"You know you play too many videogames when you look for the floating sign in front of your wardrobe before you get dressed."

"You know you play too many videogames when you reply to being asked for change with 'I'll just check my inventory'"

 

[Tewg]

"You know you play to much video games when you think you'll just fast travel to work/school instead of taking the bus."

 

[oni565]

You know you've been playing to much video games when you ask your doctor how many extra lives you have left.

 

[Slayer_2]

You know you've been to many videogames that when you get injured you look for cover so your health can regenerate.

 

[samsprinkle]

You know you've been playing too many video game when you have sex and everything goes dark and your wife just starts saying the same thing over and over...

 

[WolfThomas]

You know you play too many videogames when you try to quick load, after making a mistak.

 

[tthor]

when you think eating wild mushrooms will make you grow bigger

 

[irishdelinquent]

You know you play too many video games when you think driving really fast will help you avoid getting caught by the police.

 

[Zallest]

You know you play to many games when you tell your friends you can't go hang out because your doing a quest today in psych class... then all your friends stare at you and wonder how you mix test up with quest...

i also remember giving someone five bucks in change and saying "Five gold is your change, have a nice day"

 

[Lyiat]

You know you've been playing too many video games when you...

look for the quick time event when you punch in at work
wait for your HUD to pop up when playing paintball
say "doo dee dooo!" when you pick something up
jump off a tower and expect that the hay will save you
try to enter bullet time mode when the cop gets pissed at you
start placing point values on pedestrians

 

[PureZephyr]

You know you've been playing to much video games when you believe you can rewind time if push push the right button on a dagger you covered in sand

You know you've been playing to much video games when you go to Gamefaqs to look for tips on real life

You know you've been playing to much video games when you think you can get buff beyond recognition in a few short hours if you workout at a gym with either a boxing coach, a karate master, or a wrestling coach

You know you've been playing to much video games when you go looking for the nearest hamburger or red soda when the fight you started with the school bully goes bad

 

[tthor]

you know you play to much videogames when, before trying to sneak out of the house, you shout out "CIRCLE! X! TRIANGLE! TRIANGLE! DOWN! RIGHT!", expecting to turn invisible

 

[Sporky111]

You know you've been playing too many videogames when:
-you look for an ammo counter when you get a gun
-you think that you're mp3 player is background music
-you're mother does nothing except heal your pokemon
-you watch for assassins whenever a politician is on tv
-you think that you can master new fighting techniques by watching them on video

 

[Labyrinth]

You know you play too many video games when...

-you peer close at something and expect to see pixels.
-you can easily imagine "optimised for Windows 7.2" being written in a sunset.
-you know who Marth is.
-you have a knife sitting next to your keyboard.

 

[Marv21]

You know you play to much video games when you eat floor off the ground, and take massive amounts of pills(without reading labels) if you get hit.

You know you play to much video games when your term paper is in 1337 speak.

You know you play to much video games when you assume that your girlfriend is an AI(MGS)

YOu know you play to much video games when you think you should bring a controller to a fight and hit L2 and R2 to dodge and attack.

 

[Lyiat]

You know you play to much video games when your term paper is in 1337 speak.

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Psh, when its in Binary.

 

[FallenPrism]

You know you play too many video games when you think if you break that vase over there you'll get 15 copper, or if you're really lucky, a health potion.

 

[swytchblayd]

You know you play too many videogames when...
~you enter a shopping mall expecting to find zombies, heavily-armed militia men, or both.
~you search for your health potion every time you get hurt.
~your entire CD collection is made up of game OST disks. *sadly, this might be true for some people...
~you look for CTRL+ALT+DEL when you crash your car.
~driving to work/school/both involves at least one stolen vehicle and the subsequent police chase.
~you expect an exclamation point to appear above your parent's head whenever they spot you while you're hiding.
~you jump out from under cardboard boxes and attack people with a Nerf gun while making sounds like a silenced pistol.
~you jump out of lockers and attack people with a Nerf gun while making sounds like a silenced pistol.
~you jump out of closets and attack people with a Nerf gun while making sounds like a silenced pistol.
~you jump out of- *ok, I'll stop*

EDIT: forgot one x-x
!~you search for the plastic colored buttons and strum bar on a real guitar, then ask your buddies where the hell they are.

 

[Incompl te]

You know you play too many videogames when your mum gives you chores and you swear she has a '!' above her head.