'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes

[DBlackny]

You know you play too many videogames when you are constantly reaching for the time reverse button after spilling coke all over the floor

 

[TheBluesader]

You know you play too many videogames when you repeat threads we just did like a week and a half ago.

 

[Mr Scott]

You know you've played too many vigigames when you ask people to "call me Snake."

You know you've played too many vigigames when you get on a real drum kit and look for the blue tom-tom.

 

[Reokue]

You know you play to many video games when you kill a rabbit, wolf, bear, etc. and expect to find gold coins in them.

 

[Dread_Reaper]

You know you've played too many videogames when you drive at 120 mph into oncoming traffic, because you've got an invincibility cheat on.

-Dread_Reaper

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

You know you've played too many videogames when you call morbidly obese people 'boomer's

Edit: it doesn't help when you see them on a saturday night, vommiting on the sidewalk.

 

[Low Frost]

When you are out walking at night, see a shadow flit across you field of vision and the first thing you think is, "Was that a HUNTER??"
I swear this happened irl to me last week.

 

[Bolverk]

-You know you play too many video games when it gets close to your birthday and you think 'I'm nearly 18...I get to train soon!'
-You know you play too many video games when you ask your parents what your reward choices are after completing a chore, and wonder how your rep will benefit from it.
-You know you play too many video games when you laugh every time you hear someone say 'Leeeeeroy Jeeennnnnkinnnnnssss'.
-You know you play too many video games when you see exclamation marks over your teachers heads when you go up to collect an assignment sheet.
-You know you play too many video games when you find yourself killing critters (rabbits, chickens, cats, squirrels etc) just to hear the funny noises they make.

 

[Calax]

You know you play to many video games when the microwave dings and you ask what level it attained

 

[Fightgarr]

You know you've played too many video games when:
- you have audial hallucinations of the x-box achievement sound and wonder what you accomplished.
- you know enough about video games to contribute to this list.

 

[Silver]

You know you play too much video games when you try to grind your alignement by throwing coins one by one to a begger.

Or you know, try grinding anything. Cooking especially


Oh, oh, oh, I've got it!

You know you play too much video games when you try to grind up your video-game skillz by playing video games!

 

[InvisibleMilk]

you know youve played too many video games when you only live life for the acheivements to brag about.

 

[Ibaapzo]

You know you play too much video games when you gain exp for everything you do.
You know you play too much video games when you think your shoes give you +5 agility... and tell people.

 

[Midnghtjade83]

You know you play too many video games when your three year old says, "Aim for the head Mommy. He's not got armor there."

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

you know you play too many video games when you kill your parents because they won't let you play Halo 3, like that fucking idiot did

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

When you show up late for math class and the excuse you give your teacher is your car was lagging.

hahahah i have to use that one lol

 

[Arcyde]

You know you play to many video games when you look at a corner of your vision to look for your radar...like what i did

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

"You know you play too many videogames when you reach for the load button when your life goes tits up"