'You Know You Play Too Many Videogames When...' Jokes
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You know you play too many video games when...
You keep looking for the orcs when you're on a camping trip.
You keep expecting dialogue boxes in your everyday conversations.
You help an old lady cross the street and earn light side points.
You tell the Salvation Army to piss off and earn dark side points.
You find the devil's horns are growing out of your head because you're a total jerk.
You fix your uncle's car and you get 40 experience points.
You see the "level up" screen to pop up in your face every so often.
You're in a history class and ask why the Mongols didn't use 15 year-olds with giant swords to help them win battles.
You keep looking for the orcs when you're on a camping trip.
You keep expecting dialogue boxes in your everyday conversations.
You help an old lady cross the street and earn light side points.
You tell the Salvation Army to piss off and earn dark side points.
You find the devil's horns are growing out of your head because you're a total jerk.
You fix your uncle's car and you get 40 experience points.
You see the "level up" screen to pop up in your face every so often.
You're in a history class and ask why the Mongols didn't use 15 year-olds with giant swords to help them win battles.
You know you've played to much when:
*You kick a fowl to see if you got the achievement.
*When you at work and your boss is being a jerk. You try to start a team of rag-tag rebels to get rid of him.
*You try to trap your friends in a room with no doors, toilets, windows, etc.
*When you feel bad you take a "potion"
*When you start seeing things in third person(I do not like this one, but it happened to me for a while...man was I scared)
*When you decide to go put small cute animals into balls and force them to fight, just because you turned 10
*When you try to ban someone from life when they are yelling in 1337(I sugest using a toaster in place of the 'ban'hammer)
*When you decide to play old yeller, just because #1 the person was blonde #2 you were bored
*When you think you'll get a drop item from a civilian
*You kick a fowl to see if you got the achievement.
*When you at work and your boss is being a jerk. You try to start a team of rag-tag rebels to get rid of him.
*You try to trap your friends in a room with no doors, toilets, windows, etc.
*When you feel bad you take a "potion"
*When you start seeing things in third person(I do not like this one, but it happened to me for a while...man was I scared)
*When you decide to go put small cute animals into balls and force them to fight, just because you turned 10
*When you try to ban someone from life when they are yelling in 1337(I sugest using a toaster in place of the 'ban'hammer)
*When you decide to play old yeller, just because #1 the person was blonde #2 you were bored
*When you think you'll get a drop item from a civilian
You know you play too many video games when
*you see a woman crying on the ground, your first thought is to be very quiet, and where your shotgun is.*
*you pick up a real gun, and immediately look for an ammo counter.*
*you get new clothes, and wonder if they're epics*
*as soon as you enter a room with people in it, you look for cover*
* you see a box or a chest, and immediately wonder if someone left money in it*
* when you fail a test, you wait for the (missions failed) screen to come up*
*you see a woman crying on the ground, your first thought is to be very quiet, and where your shotgun is.*
*you pick up a real gun, and immediately look for an ammo counter.*
*you get new clothes, and wonder if they're epics*
*as soon as you enter a room with people in it, you look for cover*
* you see a box or a chest, and immediately wonder if someone left money in it*
* when you fail a test, you wait for the (missions failed) screen to come up*
-you know you play too many videogames if you moan Lara Croft in you're sleep
-you know you play too many videogames if you moan Lara Croft in you're sleep while sleeping with you're girlfriend
-You know you play too many videogames if you ask you're teacher how much XP you need for the exam
-you know you play too many videogames if you moan Lara Croft in you're sleep while sleeping with you're girlfriend
-You know you play too many videogames if you ask you're teacher how much XP you need for the exam
You know you play too many videogames when you hear "Fast-forwarding memory to a more recent one" when you fall asleep.
You know you play too many video games when you walk around believing you are destined to rule the world.
