you know your relationships bad when..

[r3lix]

good day Escapist community, I am back after a few months of AWOL, I'm sure I was missed dearly *complete sarcasm*.
I have been having a few bad times with my partner and I was wanting to ask you as a thread question you know your relationships gone bad when.... Try and think of something witty, I want to laugh at my desktop ^_^. Goodluck and hope you've have fun reading other peoples!

 

[CuddlyCombine]

When you post an FML about it?

I dunno, a relationship has gone bad when it ends... generally.

 

[astrav1]

Yeah I would go with that one.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

When you get texted
When you get kicked where you shouldn't
When your date has you file a release form
When you have to ask The Escapist about it

 

[Abedeus]

When you must vent on the Internet.

 

[anthony87]

When you turn to us for advice on how to fix it.

 

[ToMegaTherion]

When the only lovesong you can relate to is Wednesday 13's home sweet homicide

 

[Distorted Stu]

When she pays more attention to the family pet.

 

[r3lix]

I said witty, not truthful...

 

[JemJar]

When you cheat on her with someone else and the next morning have the following train of thought:

1) Oh crap, I hope the girl I slept with last night doesn't think I took advantage of her being drunk
2) I hope it doesn't screw up her relationship with her boyfriend either
3) I hope none of my friends find out, that would be pretty embarrassing
4) Why am I not yet feeling guilty about cheating on my girlfriend?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

When you're crule to your women and you beat her and keep her apart from the things she loved

(But I've got to admit it's getting better)

 

[Sir Ollie]

When she eats yours brains? (you know she might be a zombie)

 

[Jark212]

When she eats yours brains? (you know she might be a zombie)

I see that as a positive...

 

[Woodsey]

...when the person you with seems to be almost completely illiterate?

Ho ho.

 

[Kodlak]

She's in bed with your best friend... that's a special 2 for 1 relationships over-bargain.

 

[DazZ.]

When her exs seem more attractive to you.
[small](and you're straight)[/small]

 

[Zhandarr]

She's in bed with your best friend...

Thats a good thing if you've never had a threesome.

 

[orangebandguy]

When she cheats on you, or attacks you with a garden tool.

 

[Bobic]

...when you come home to find out she's had a surprise sex change.

 

[Lukeje]

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Thats a good thing if you've never had a threesome.

Some of us prefer our partners not sleeping around.
Crazy, I know.

I thought you were asexual? Also, since when did you have a gender in your profile?

...anyway, I should probably post something relevant, you know your relationship's bad when you get that look.