you know your relationships bad when..

[Mr.logic]

when you hate coming home every day and dread seeing her face terrified of whats going to come out of her mouth,being hunted every day for huge chunks of time to be spent with her, in the end theres only her and the Void pick your favorite =D

 

[Naheal]

...She's lying on the ground, pulseless, with blood seeping from the place you've hit her with a claw hammer?

I consider that a good relationship, actually.

Thats a good thing if you've never had a threesome.

Some of us prefer our partners not sleeping around.
Crazy, I know.

...

I hate you so much sometimes, Max.

Ninja'd.

 

[Kasawd]

When, for the first time in your life, you get a text message marked as urgent.

When she asks if you'd rather play monopoly.

 

[Bazooka-Joe]

When everytime, after seeing her, you just have this urge to play 10 rounds straight of this [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/18/hit-the-*****-domestic-vi_n_362311.html] ..

 

[ThreeWords]

When you get texted
When you get kicked where you shouldn't
When your date has you file a release form
When you have to ask The Escapist about it

Ouch.

Sadly, it's also true

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

When she eats yours brains? (you know she might be a zombie)

I see that as a positive...

Necro eh?

OT: When she attacks you with her hoe.

 

[kannibus]

When you find out that her underwear fits you better. And is strangely more comfy than yours.

 

[spartan773]

When you get smacked so hard you see stars for a week.
When she tries to kick your balls every time you meet.
When she pukes whenever you come out in a towel.

 

[El Poncho]

When she says : Oh I was expecting better.

 

[Insanum]

When you dont want to see her because she's getting on your tits.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

When after you've kicked your boyfriend out of the flat, you find him sleeping on the couch the next morning. Stupid housemate let him back in.

 

[Berethond]

When you find her cheating on you with your sister.

 

[Taneer]

Or, alternatively, when you cheat on her with your sister.

 

[Lukeje]

I thought you were asexual? Also, since when did you have a gender in your profile?

...anyway, I should probably post something relevant, you know your relationship's bad when you get that look.

Hypothetical partner.
And I am.
But not aromantic (that's actually a word.)

Not according to the OED; the nearest match is "aroma-olent" which I should imagine is not what you were going for.

Also, I dunno.
It's been a while!

Bizarre. I've obviously been away too long.

 

[Jark212]

When she eats yours brains? (you know she might be a zombie)

I see that as a positive...

Necro eh?

OT: When she attacks you with her hoe.

Only if she was a zombie that doesn't want to eat me. I wouldn't consider that necrophilia.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

You know your relationship is bad when she screams out "Stevie" in bed. And Stevie is the name of your dog.

 

[r3lix]

...when you come home to find out she's had a surprise sex change.

. . . *ROFLS*

 

[r3lix]

You know your relationship is bad when she screams out "Stevie" in bed. And Stevie is the name of your dog.

he he that's awesome!