You know you're a gamer if...

[mrhappyface]

Your ringtone is that of the codec from Metal Gear Solid.

That's what it used to be until I replaced it with the theme from God of War.

 

[BENZOOKA]

...you strafe to kitchen.

 

[TheLefty]

You go to bed, not because you're tired, but because your thumb hurts.

 

[Mr. Vrevich]

... you play games. HA

 

[Mcupobob]

You know you're a gamer if you've stopped watching TV because there are better things you could be wasting your time on that also has a screen

I haven't watched mainstream television outside of the occasional NBA game with the family in well over three years.

Who needs T.v now with netflix?
Anywho-
You know you're a gamer when you start plotting you next attack plan during bathroom breaks.

 

[Artina89]

When the majority of your t-shirts are all videogame related, as well as the majority of your posters. As well as quoting Psychonauts on a daily basis (perhaps)

 

[theriddlen]

Your steam rating is 10, and the only game you play using steam is not your most played game.

This means you are not a casual gamer.

 

[alexdulcianu]

When... After days of playing Thief, you subconsciously turn off the lights when you enter a room.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

When you think you saw a graphical glitch or a object spawn out of nowhere (It has happen to me)

Me too!!

And you know your a gamer if... you have contacted nerd flu lol.

Or tried to use an magic: the gathering card in real life!
TIP: Unsummon doesn't work on people..., regardless of how much mana you have tapped to use it...

 

[Drejer43]

when I go out to be bathroom and see myself in the mirror thinking "oh right that's not a character that's me!"

no wait that's when I know I played to much.

 

[Drejer43]

If you wake up thinking about the game that you're gonna play today.

I do that every day :/

 

[Girl With One Eye]

When you think about costs in bottlecaps or gil
When you beg your boyfriend/girlfriend to play games with you instead of going out
You get excited about E3 and other expo events
You read reviews and watch trailors of games

 

[IcyEvils]

You know you're a gamer if your first thought about the Con-Lib coalition government (UK) was that game developers had no hope of getting tax cuts =/

When you walk into a city or town and your eye picks out the ledges, soft landings and escape routes in case your assassination doesn't go as planned.

When a film uses games as props and your first thought is "OH MY GOD WHAT LEVEL IS HE!".

And last but not least, when you feel closer to a celebrity and argue for them instead of against upon learning they are gamers (looking at Vin Diesel and Jonathan Ross here).

 

[gl1koz3]

Worship Hell March.

 

[General Vagueness]

if you play video games
yes, this is quite hilarious, isn't it?
really though, if someone says they have claw hand/the claw/controller hand(s)/gaming hand(s) and instead of wondering what the heck they're talking about you instantly think "oh that's too bad, I had the claw for three and a half hours once"
I think I might seriously be developing carpal tunnel syndrome. D: